beans

my final form is a final girl covered in blood welcome to my hoarde

[beeimu5]

Stoned af and made the best tweet of my life.

[kosmogrl]

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

[larval-tear]

somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!

quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh

hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married

[skelesass]

its totally Wednesday, chaps. have a quick warmup while im working on bigger projects

[kosmogrl]

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[skelesass]

the S.T.A.R.S gig is going pretty well

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[kosmogrl]

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[crowwkui]

mollusk lady knights 🐚 starting a new project (งツ)ว

[graveveil]

oh little fishy.. come see my hook

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[boycritter]

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca