Persephone

25 she/her

[berrytart]

oh god shes collapsed someone get her a thai iced tea and a bowl of tofu pad see ew STAT!!!!!

[mcschnuggles]

[baynton]

[imjunebitch]

[pawbeanies]

i do not see what is so "sexy" about this "croppéd top" that many wear in this age. your vitals are exposéd to the elements. such attire would prove detrimental in a duél. with one fell swoop i could thrust my sword into- why art thou breathing heavier now

[thememedaddy]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[wizardpostsdotorg]

nietzsche was right about that kill yourself or have a cup of coffee thing... but sometimes it's like i dont knoweeeeeewww im not sure.. how could one possibly decide... experts have debated for decades...... u can have a cup of coffee more than once tho. so.. boil the kettle ig...

[wizardpostsdotorg]

manic again! throw that cup of coffee IN THE TRASH we are ALIVE human beings with LIMITLESS POWER

[contemptible-scoundrel]

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

[angel-advise]

can't look up what snartly means because i don't have a dictionary account

[tredlocity]

[homunculus-argument]

As we all know, the human brain is operated by a team of surprisingly competent monkeys. Sometimes, when your brain simply will not function no matter what you do, it's because the monkeys have unionised, and will not continue to work until the work conditions have been improved. And as always, workers' unions are not to be fucked with. The monkeys' demands are fortunately very reasonable. They want more monkey activities.

The monkeys hate having to operate in civil society. In order to get back on their good side, you need to engage in more natural primate activities. Get a pile of nuts and crack them open one by one. Grab a stick and wringle it around until there's nothing left but the flexible inner fibres and weave rope out of it. Go find one of your buddies and whack them with the fibre rope. Eat a fruit, jack off, take a nap. Go bother some other small mammal.

The monkeys will not continue until they have been sufficiently enriched. If nothing you try to do seems to be working, you have to pause and contemplate, what would an orangutan do in this situation? "Eat a fruit, jack off, and take a nap" is probably pretty high on the list.

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

[adamsmasher]

Torterra.....

[theaceoffours]

[funnelcloudd]

Holding every man on the planet at gunpoint until they start FLUSHING THEIR PISS

[funnelcloudd]

Spent all morning deep cleaning the men’s restroom dusting the ceiling bleaching the toilets sinks urinals cleaning the mirrors and shining up the stainless steel. Go back in to mop the floor and what do I see in the urinal? PISS. Some contractor’s nasty stank blacklight neon White Monster and Busch light PISS. Perfectly functioning urinal. Flushable. Hold the level down briefly and your PISS will GO AWAY! It’s magic. No one will have to smell and look at your fucking radioactive battery acid piss. I feel like I’m going insane. Like are you a goat???? Are you a fucking horny billy goat and you just LOVE your own piss so much you need to share it with the world??? I hate men. Why do they fucking do this. Why are they like this all the time. I am going to put them all in a blimp and then fly an ultralight into it killing myself AND every man on the planet in a cataclysmic fireball. I am losing my mind. My brain has become spongiform from the piss fumes. Flush your goddamn PISS.

[egberts]

my misleadingly huge butter

[wovi]

[krispycl0uds]

This one resonated with me

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[winged-fool]

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

[inthefallofasparrow]

"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.