The Birding Tiger

Christian - single, straight male - I love birds 🦅🦉🦆

[whitepeopletwitter]

[facciocose-vedofilm]

[carlisle-the-daddy-cullen]

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

[homofied]

Anna Kendrick couldn’t even remember being in the movie. This is an amazing idea

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pettycentral]

[homoslovenc]

not even God can predict this ending

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[tiktoks-repost]

[wolfchaldo]

[fangcore]

the face of a new man

[hero-in-high-tops]

Cinematic parallels

[justlikeregularchickens]

I lost it at the whaps of the pillows hitting the other guy. Comic timing was absolutely amazing. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mysillycomics]

[somewhatgrownup]

Had to do it

[fineas-and-pherb]

(x)

[weeee]

@weeniepolice He earned it

[methhomework-deactivated2014032]

when i was a kid i thought herpes was a greek god

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

is this a macklemore lyric

[romcommunist]

i cant believe i fell for that “look angry and upset and hope someone saves you” shit in high school! how boring! what an awful way to live! i want to be so warm that ppl are gently warmed when theyre around me

[romcommunist]

like a soup

[mystic-mousegirl]

like a soup

[theirisianprincess]

“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”

“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”

“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“

“No, not a chance.”

[theirisianprincess]

PART 2

“Okay. I jury-rigged Ferb’s old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.”

“It locks on to the cutest thing in the area,”

“so it should lead us right to Meap.”

“Let’s see if we can get a signal.“

“Got something!”

“Oh, that’s probably me. Sorry.”

“No. It’s three miles in that direction.”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 3

“Isabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?“

“Sure!”

“I still haven’t gotten my”

“‘you wouldn’t know cute if it bit your legs off’“

“accomplishment badge.”

“Cool!”

“Let’s go!”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 4

“Hmm, I’m having trouble picking up his cute signal.”

“Phineas, since you obviously won’t figure this out on your own,“

“I think I’m the one causing the cute interference.“

“Don’t be silly Isabella.”

“I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.”

“See, look what happens when I change it back to normal.”

Bonus Depiction Of Me Right Now:

[theirisianprincess]

Part 5 (from a different episode)

“So, do I know romance or what?”

“what.”

“I said, do I know romance or-”

“I heard you.”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 6 (this time with Candace)

“So that’s Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?“

“That’s right.”

“And that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.“

“Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella!”

“That means I’m gonna marry Phineas!”

“Or Ferb.”

*clicks tongue*

[generallemarc]

We didn’t deserve this show

[toastbutteregg]

LMAOOOO thank you for this thread!!!!

[twitterlols]

[poppywright]

“Taking it all in, Michelle?” “Oh, yeah, I just… um…”

[omghotmemes]

fear me

[conch-street]

Companies during disasters

[maribelmayde]

covid-19 commercials