FLEA!!

LIKE A BOSS!!

[thatbitchflea]

Unmmm…. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

[unexplainedthings]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[leaffsheep]

Couldn’t stop giggling while making this

[kunosoura]

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

[deirdreskye]

This is George Costanza behavior

[windex-for-blood]

GEORGE, at a function: Pronouns? Oh, you know, anything. Anything fine. It’s the twenty-first century, right?

-Cut, establishing shot of Jerry’s apartment, bass riff.-

GEORGE: He/him, Jerry!

JERRY: No, they just him’d you?

GEORGE: HE. HIM! I gave them a BUFFET, and they went for plain white bread. Genders as far as the eye could see! Something with an X in it!

JERRY: The X ones are fun…

[theygender]

GEORGE: If they can’t appreciate a good xie or ey… Then that’s it. I’m swearing off pronouns for good. No more pronouns for George Costanza!

JERRY: No pronouns?

GEORGE: No pronouns.

JERRY: No-nouns?

GEORGE: No-nouns.

JERRY: Alright, well, if that’s what you want…

GEORGE: Oh, it is! I’m living the pronoun-free life, starting now. The buffet is CLOSED, Jerry. From here on out I am George and only George!

-George storms out of the apartment and into the hallway. Enter Elaine, baffled and unaware of the conversation that just took place.-

ELAINE: What’s his problem?

-Muffled screaming is heard from the hallway.-

[nauticalradical]

i slowed down the audio of this vine and it now seems like the dog turned of the lights and freaked out the camera man

[sonypraystation]

this man is being murdered and you cowards just sit and watch

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me… 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

[catch57]

moment of remembrance for this atrocious imovie seinfeld amv i made back in highschool

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

favorite spongebob quotes from every episode before the movie: 1/?

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

make me a grocery list please

1. olive oil, vinegar

2. bread, cheese, butter, some vegetables, salt

3. beer

4. bread, milk, butter, cheese, crackers, olive oil, mustard, mayo, salt

5. beer

6. beer, olives

7. beer, olives, bread, cheese, crackers, salami, olives, oil

8. beer

9. beer, olives, salad

10. beer, olives, tomato sauce, salad

[schrodingers-fyke]

That’s a lot of beer Frank

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

No no you’re right, I should add some vegetables

1. olive oil, vinegar

2. tomato sauce

3. olives

4. olive oil, mayo

5. beer, olives, olive oil, salad

6. beer, olives, pizza, olive oil

7. olive oil, salad

8. tomato sauce, olives, salad, olive oil, lemon juice, mayo, mustard, olive oil, water

9. beer

10. beer, olives

11. olive oil, lettuce, olives, olive oil, wine vinegar, mayo, olive oil, lemon juice, vinegar

12. tomatoes, bread, olive oil, olive oil, olives

13. olives, olives, olives, vinegar, water, olive oil, olive oil, lemon juice

14. olive oil, olive oil, beer, olives, olive oil, onion, olive oil, olive oil, lettuce, olive oil, olive oil, olive oil, olive oil, olive oil, olive oil, avocado

15. olive oil, olive oil, olive oil, olive oil, olive oil, olive oil, beer, mayo, olives

16. olive oil, olives, olive oil, olive oil, olives, olives, olive oil, olive oil, olive oil, olive oil, olive oil, olive oil, olive oil

17. olive oil, olive oil, olive oil, olives, olives, olive oil, olives, olive oil, olive oil, olive oil, beer, olive oil

18. olive oil, olive oil, olives, olive oil, olive oil, olive oil, olives, olive oil, olive oil, olive oil

[jonpertwee]

The nuclear family setup is so stupid. We should all live in interconnected tunnels with our friends.

[frodo-in-a-fez]

[midiport]

[thatbitchflea]

What if I started posting about among us again

[gaycism]

~

[penny-anna]

fully forgot that frodo is the one who calls boromir out for throwing the stone into the lake outside moria tho. frodo’s like WHY would you do that! quit it!! & then like 5 minutes later the tentacle beast tries to eat him. boromir’s just there, sweating

[linguisticparadox]

Borimir: I hate this place! Fuck that water! It makes me nervous! *throws rock*

Frodo: DO YOU WANT SOMETHING TO COME KILL US? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?? YOU WANT A WATERY GRAVE?

*later*

Frodo, scrabbling at the ground as the tentacles pull him in: BOROMIR YOU BETTER PRAY THIS THING KILLS ME

[doberbutts]

Tater's excited to start her new Youtube career as a Phasmophobia streamer.