i don't do bad sauce passes
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wallacepolsom
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
@theartofmadeline
Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi
tannertan36
AnasAbdin
titsay
Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor
Misplaced Lens Cap
roma★
will byers stan first human second
oozey mess
ojovivo
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@thatbottom
me watching a giant sentient telepathic octopus ask for explicit consent to quasi-sexually strangle a woman to death in front of a live audience for exactly 37 seconds in order to propel her consciousness into an airplane bathroom in the future:
this is so goddam close to being a perfectly sick burn. so close. and yet so far.
y'our
i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid
HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY
*slams desk* THIS IS THE KIND IF CONTENT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS MORE OF, DAMNIT!
Me thinking about a joke I told last week
what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs
The bar is so low for men…. I could say my type is men who use toothpaste & shower & that cancels out like 88.967% of men
Sexist.
i am literally a man
Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
pops the parasol right out her pussy QUEEN!
Dan Radcliffe addresses ‘Fantastic Beasts’ Johnny Depp controversy: ‘Harry Potter’ kicked someone out for weed
Harry Potter star Dan Radcliffe has issued some criticisms against Warner Brothers and the film’s production team for continuing to employ Johnny Depp despite the allegations made against the Grindelwald actor.
“I suppose the thing I was struck by was, we did have a guy who was reprimanded for weed on the [original Potter] film, essentially, so obviously what Johnny has been accused of is much greater than that.”
me @ danrad
I appreciate that he’s just very “you fired a teenager for smoking weed but you’re going to defend a wife beater? Thanks for the job and everything but fuck all of you.”
nothing but love and respect for MY Harry Potter
You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.
In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.
I literally just accidentally read a post about a haunted hospital. This was amazing timing.
I just want majestic deer on my dash…..
Nature and water.
Majestic deer
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
Not taking my chances.
as a kid, i used to think that telekinesis really was possible if you could focus all of your brainpower to it. obviously, i was a fucking stupid little kid.
too stupid to unlock telekinesis like everyone else apparently lmaooo
Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months
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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST
people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled
