i've got a funny feeling, everything's gonna be okay.

I just can't stop smiling every since I heard the news that you love me and I love you Brittany Susan Pierce; tiny dancer, blown glass maker, business owner, twenty-four year old hippie who refuses to grow up. Hey internet people! I'm happy you've found my little haven on the internet. You'll find lots of Disney references, cartoon reblogs, and conversations with some of the people I know. It could be crazy, so stick around! so lay your head on my shoulder take my hand and grow with me forever side by side.

[slutvocals]

I’ve never tasted it, I’ve never really wanted to which is obvious because of my thoughts on just the smell of the establishment. Oh gosh, how I loved ballet when I was a young Rachel, I still do. Pointe was extremely difficult for me though, I’ve still got plenty of room for improvement for it. 

Aw, that is great I’m sure hers may or may not be better than mine since she’s probably had a bit more experience with home cooking, I shall be on her level one day though.I know how to make homemade spaghetti pretty good too, I also know a vegan spaghetti that I make for when it’s just me.

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

You’re not missing out, and I’m sure your arteries are thanking you. I like the way you talk sometimes, Rach. When I was a young Rachel. What a cutie! Do you want to get better at pointe? I haven’t done it in a while, but I’d be willing to pull out the shoes if you wanted to get some practice in. 

Oh, I’m sure yours is better. My ma didn’t really cook all that much. My dad did most of the cooking. The one thing she did cook okay was the pizza, though. Vegan spaghetti? What goes into that? I bet it’s just vegetables-- and you know how I feel about vegetables. 

[thegoldenboy-blaine-blog]

Well. There’s photo shoots and promotions for musicals if they’re brand knew, returning to Broadway, or if there’s a new cast. 

Hello Brittany, I’m Blaine, nice to meet you. Thank you!

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

Oh, okay! That makes sense. Do you like doing all those photo shoots? When I was dancing back in Tennessee, we did a lot of pictures and I always had a blast doing it. There’s something about being goofy and looking good while doing it that’s really fun. 

Hi Blaine! You’re very welcome. It looks smooth and shiny. 

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

roxiebloom:

Sweet, I’d definitely be into that.

Oh yeah?

Really? Most people look at me funny when I tell them what I do for a living. I’m excited that someone actually seems interested!

Duh! You’re gorgeous-- I bet even more so in person.

[indieforautumn-blog]

I’ll definitely be checkin’ it out, lovely. Will probably also be checking you out, oops.

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

Awesome! If you want, I can show you where I do some of the bowls and stuff. I have a little ‘workshop’ in the back part of my store that’s actually really neat. 

Oh good, because I’ll probably be checking you out, too. 

[slutvocals]

Yeah that is exactly what comes to mind when I walk by that horrid institution, don’t people understand that is it basically editable poison? They are going to regret it in the long run. You know what? Me too I’m thinking I’ve gotta go cook some up. Oh, jazz, it’s honestly so fun! Keeps you moving! Do you do any Ballet?

I can! My dads taught me when I was pretty young. I used to love making the dough, now it just feels really messy and yuck but it comes out as perfection, trust me you’re going to love it!

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

It’s not even good-- that’s what gets me. People waste all these calories on something that’s not even tasty. I can’t say that I’ve never eaten greasy fast food, but I’m not going to waste my cheat meals on McDonald’s. Yucky! I’ve been thinking about it, too. I might wait until Saturday, though-- just to keep the craving for it strong. I love jazz. I love all kinds of dance, honestly. Yeah, of course! Pointe was the bane of my existence for a while. 

I have no doubt that I’m going to love it. My mom made really great homemade pizza, so I’m really looking forward to the nice blast from the past. What else do you know how to cook?

[penthousesnix-blog]

Yes, your eyes are not mistaking you. I am the Santana Lopez bringing you life and realness one post at a time. You’re welcome for that. Now what’s a girl gotta do to get some excitement up in this joint? 

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

I’m so sorry that I don’t know you. You’re beautiful, so I feel like I should get to know you, though. I’m Brittany Pierce, and I’m sure you don’t know me, either-- so we’re square there.

What do you like to do for excitement? I can get behind pretty much anything, so lets do that!

[jasonwalks-blog]

Usually I’d complain about getting home way past the time my shift ended but last night was Halloween. You know, my favorite holiday cause I worship satan and all. Although last night was hell with the exception of the hot ladies in dirty costumes. I’m taking a ten hour nap.

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

Do you actually worship Satan? I had a guy come into my shop the other day and asked for a Satan pipe. I was scared after I told him that I didn’t make any of those. So, don’t be upset with me, too! I bet a ten hour nap was amazing. 

I’m Brittany, by the way. It’s nice to know you, Satan worshipper. What did you dress up as for Halloween?

[slutvocals]

Pasta really is an amazing dish, it can go with just about everything, with the exception of America’s beloved fast good like that one burger place I am constantly grossing myself out when thinking about the place. I really wish I didn’t have to pass it every day when I make my way to classes. I’ve always wondered what style started your love for dance?

Oh gosh, well we can’t have you all starved before the turkey holiday so yes let us get you some food. Oh my! That reminds me I should totally show you how to make home made pizza! It is so much better than those instant frozen pizzas!

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

Are you talking about McDonald’s? It always smells like grease whenever you walk by it. I get really grossed out every single time I walk by it. There’s one on every corner, so I keep telling myself that one day, I’ll get used to the really yucky smell that seems to stick to you whenever you walk by it. I’m really wanting pasta now! I actually started doing jazz, because I wanted to be a back up dancer. That kick started the love for dance, for sure. 

I’ve been eating, Rach-- just not stuffing my face like I usually do. I’m always, always up for food, though. Especially when you’re cooking! You can make homemade pizza, too? I can make these little muffin pizzas, but that’s about it. I try not to use the oven too much-- I’ve left it on way too many times. 

[thegoldenboy-blaine-blog]

Finished up the photoshoot for the original musical, “Whatta Golden Boy!” Can’t wait, so exited! Not really sure how I feel about my outfit or hair for the shoot but, hey, acting.

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

Is that something that’s going to be on Broadway? The only stuff I really know about musicals comes from Rachel-- and I don’t think she’s ever brought that one up. 

I’m Brittany, by the way. I like your hair. 

[indieforautumn-blog]

I know a little bit, probably not as much as you, but I know my way around. I don’t think I’ve been by your store, though. Where is it?

Also: you’re beautiful, too.

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

You should definitely come check it out, then! Uhm, it’s on the corner of 5th. It’s called Smoke and Mirrors. I know the name is lame, but-- it seems to work. 

Hey, thank you. That’s such a compliment coming from you. 

[slutvocals]

I’ve learned to not put people into certain stereotypes because of where they are from, I mean I’m from France but you don’t see me being a lovedrunk fool or eating pasta with every single meal.. okay some meals… okay most meals but that is beside the point. That does sound fun though, plan on seeing any old friends?

Ah! That sounds fantastic, I will clear my schedule, just for you! We must make a trip to the grocery to get all of the snacks, well mainly healthy snacks? And pasta? Oh! And pizza.

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

I know I don’t know a lot, but I’ve come to find that stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason, but not putting people into them is probably a good idea, too. Hey-- if I was from France, I would eat pasta with every meal, because pasta is delicious. That’s one of the only things I know how to really cook without worrying about burning down my place. It should be fun! i love my old dance studio. I did a lot of dancing there. Yeah, I probably will. Though, most of them left like I did. 

Awesome, Rach! Oh, we for sure need to do that because I have no food in my house right now. I’ve been saving my appetite for Thanksgiving, because I know I’m going to be eating a lot of turkey. Pizza, pasta, and those vegan cookies you like sounds good to me.

[indieforautumn-blog]

Thanks! Nice to meet you, too. And I don’t know about the turkey, could take more money than necessary probably.

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

It would definitely take more money than necessary. That’d be more than one piece of glass, and probably more than one color of it, too. 

You seem to know a little bit about what I sell-- have you ever been by my shop? You’re beautiful and I probably would have recognized you if you did, so probably not. 

[kingstonash-blog]

It wasn’t too far, no. Although it was mostly blasting in the coffee shop and I was about ten seconds from stabbing myself in the face with the nearest plastic fork if the music didn’t stop or I didn’t get out of there soon enough. That’s reasonable, playing it the day after Halloween isn’t very reasonable. They’re tacky and worn all too much, so no, I happen to not like them. What’s wrong with coffee?

Food is great, Thanksgiving is definitely one of my favorite holidays they have out there. The cooks at my house always made one kickass dinner for us when we would have a get together with family and friends on Thanksgiving.. 

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

I haven’t left my house today, so that’s probably why I haven’t experienced that joy, yet. I’m glad you didn’t stab yourself with a plastic fork. That probably would have been an interesting story to tell the guy cleaning you up, if you had. Maybe you should try another coffee shop? I don’t know how they all work, but there’s got to be a couple that don’t blast Christmas music all the time. Good, I’m happy that it’s reasonable! Yeah, they are a little tacky, but that doesn’t stop them from being comfortable. Nothing’s wrong with it. I just never caught the taste for it, I guess. I like sweeter stuff, and coffee is a little too bitter-- even with a lot of sugar added to it. 

That sounds like a great way to spend the holiday. It’s too bad that people sort of overlook it. America is really fat, yet we let the food eating holiday slip through our fingers. Is that what you’re going to be doing for Thanksgiving this year? 

[indieforautumn-blog]

The Christmas tree sounds pretty cool, also super festive, and I know a lot of people are completely skipping Thanksgiving and becoming Christmas as fuck already, so it definitely will sell out pretty fast.

 Roxie, by the way.

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

I try to make a few festive themed things because people are pretty crazy about the holidays. Even when it comes to pipes and bowls. Yeah-- it kind of seems that way. I should probably make a turkey, or something, but I’m not sure I can make a good one without wasting a stupid amount of money buying extra glass. 

Roxie-- that’s a pretty name. I’m Brittany, it’s really nice to meet you. 

[kingstonash-blog]

It’s the day after Halloween and during the time from when I left my apartment to go get a coffee and go back to my apartment I heard four Christmas songs. Four. Halloween was yesterday, my hangover didn’t need the unnecessary screeching that Mariah Carey likes to claim is her singing. It’s only a matter of time before UGG boots are being broken out while the girls wearing them drink only peppermint mocha frappuccinos to be ‘festive’ and twenty four hour Christmas music will be on loop in every single department store. Apparently Thanksgiving doesn’t exist anymore.

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

You heard four? That’s a lot, unless the walk from your apartment to the coffee shop is long-- then I guess that’s not so many. I make myself wait until the day after Thanksgiving to start playing Christmas music in my shop. I think that’s a good time to start playing it. Do you not like UGG boots? I know they’re overdone, but they really are comfy. I don’t really like coffee, though-- so at least I don’t take part in that ‘annoying’ stereotype. 

I can’t wait for Thanksgiving! I don’t really cook, but my mom did teach me how to make a turkey before I left home. It’s pretty much the only time of the year where I don’t worry about blowing up my condo. Plus-- food! How could that be a bad thing?

[slutvocals]

Oh yeah, I totally forgot you told me you’re from Tennessee, I don’t know how you’re going to handle such a dramatic change, I myself would probably go through a bit of culture shock. But that’s me, I’m one for the dramatics.

Speaking of said pirated Broadway shows we need to have another marathon very, very soon. They never get old!.. At least not for me any way. Of course! No need to thank me for telling the obvious truth, oh thank you, how sweet you are!

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

Yup! A good old country girl right here. Except, not at all. I think I own one pair of cowboy boots, and that’s it. Well, I’ll probably spend all of my time in the dance studio where I danced as a kid, so it’ll probably be a nice time going back there. 

They don’t get old for me, either. I like watching you sing along. You’re really good-- so it’s like a free show. I can close the shop early on Saturday and we can have a little slumber party/movie marathon, if you want. I’m just telling the obvious truth, lady. I’m sure people tell you all the time!

[slutvocals]

Yeah I have to admit it took months to get totally used to it. But, once you are it’s like you never lived without it! 

Yes, britt remember? You know? I only talk to you about it ninety percent of the time we are having a conversation? Broadway? Funny Girl? Ring any bells in that beautiful blonde head?

[thatbrittybritpierce-blog]

I think that’s true. I haven’t left in a while, so I don’t know how it’d be. When I go visit my parents during Christmas, I’ll probably feel that feel, though. The country quietness is probably going to be... freaky. 

Duh, Britt. I’m sorry, you know I forget sometimes. How could I not remember the several marathons we’ve had of those pirated Broadway shows you have. And hey-- thanks for calling me beautiful, Rach. You’re b-e-a-utiful yourself!