That Butler, Texting

What happens when Ciel decides to equip Sebastian with an iphone.. Feel free to submit your own texts or ideas!

[rudeasfck]

[thatbutler-texting]

Real Ciel rn like

[sosoamro]

The real Ciel appearing like that reminded me of the pretty little liars books with A showing up like “Hey hi this is actually My Life™ and that is my pathetic twin!”

[thatbutler-texting]

Ciel: 

[gojosattoru]

★ Sebastian Michaelis | You’re my shining star~  ★ ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

[thatbutler-texting]

Hi I just wanted to ask if this blog is on hiatus or not because you haven't posted in a while. I really love these texts, I was laughing for an hour straight 😂

I guess the blog is on hiatus for the time being since I'm very busy in my senior year and the previous admin left for college. I'm planning on finding a new admin to help me run this page, or if anyone of you would like to send in ideas then that would be great. Sorry I havent posted in a while but Im glad you enjoy the page! 😄 Thanks to all the followers for still being there!!!

[ryoyourboat]

Sebastian: You called? Ciel: Yes…. Ciel: Ive ran out of tea, pour me some more please Sebastian: But young master….. Sebastian: The kettle is practically right in front of you… Sebastian: All you’d have to do is just get up and- Ciel: Sebastian…. Ciel: If I have to get out of this chair…. Ciel: I can guarantee that you’ll end up in one with wheels…..

[thatbutler-texting]

Problems of being a demon butler

Ciel: apparently this place is haunted

Sebastian: oh, those are probably my ghost cousins haha

Ciel: sebastian...

Sebastian: bloody mary is actually my sister-in-law :)

[thatbutler-texting]

Hey guys! So I know I havent posted in a while, college applications and vacation dont mix well together so I havent had a lot of time on my hands but hear this out: 

The facebook kuroshitsuji parody group has now opened applications for anyone who wants to join and the end line is August 15th. Here is the website to join : http://parodyroleplay.wix.com/signup 

So its pretty easy, all you have to do is look at the list of characters that are available, choose one ((Or two, three, four, drop it low on the dance floor)) and tell us a little about yourself and then send it to one of the emails that are on the site. 

If you want to know more about the group, the admins and the shit we do, go to our website http://parodyroleplay.wix.com/kurofacebookparody 

Good luck to everyone, and know this, once you are in this tea party of hell you wont be getting out ;) and definitely send me text ideas so I’ll post soon!

[thatbutler-texting]

Me: Are you a hot demon named Sebastian? Date: Um no? Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I’m sorry I have to leave now, immediately.

[thatbutler-texting]

Its never too late for justice to prevail

[thatbutler-texting]

Its never too late for justice to prevail

[thatbutler-texting]

Let’s admit it, we all want a tea party in hell!

[thatbutler-texting]

I’m sleeping in the dog house tonight but it’s worth it

((Sorry I havent been active or inspired for a while, but I’ll be posting more during the summer so send in your ideas P.S. Sorry I’m barely answering yall on KIK, you guys know I love you <3))

[thatbutler-texting]

Oh god... Happy april fools and happy easter! For those whom watched big hero 6, you know the pain, and you know Ciel doesnt have time for that. ((I had to add the art, it belongs to its original artist, a friend of mine sent it to me on kik and i had to put it))

[thatbutler-texting]

Sebastian finally discovers the most popular girls in school...and emojis. If you want to add Sebastian on kik message "SebastianTheOne" :)

[thatbutler-texting]

Thank you all!! 4006 followers to be exact! I love you all <3 <3 <3 Next will be all the characters thanking you for being great followers and helping this blog grow

[thatbutler-texting]

Sebastian got his job back but definitely isn’t getting anything else tonight.

((I recently saw messages about some head canon taken, I do apologize my friends must of seen it and given me it as an idea and didn’t tell me it is from another blog))