Its The Crazy Pirate Chick

I'm on wattpad look up crazypiratekd4eva if you ever wanna read my work I post random stuff. I am what you call a unicorn in a giraffe body. YouTube is life❤️

[ianmickgallagher]

[thatcrazypiratechick]

Favorite Scenes [641/∞]

“Tell your boyfriend to leave.”

“What the hell are you talking about?” “Howdy Dowdy. Tell him to leave or I will.”

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[saywhatnow07]

FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

[ha-harleyquinn]

[kanakakagraanul]

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It’s lonely at the top, and being one of the rarest and most strategically capable personality types, INTJs know this all too well. INTJs form just two percent of the population, and women of this personality type are especially rare, forming just 0.8% of the population – it is often a challenge for them to find like-minded individuals who are able to keep up with their relentless intellectualism and chess-like maneuvering. People with the INTJ personality type are imaginative yet decisive, ambitious yet private, amazingly curious, but they do not squander their energy.

[supernaturalapocalypse]

They make you fall in love with a character

AND THEN THEY KILL THEM

[perilously]

local woman spends entire day distraught and worried and overemotional about 41-year-old actor who has no idea who she is

[thatcrazypiratechick]

This just in! Thousands, maybe even millions of girls everywhere try to summon a demon from a fictional show named Crowley. Reasons being “To torture the people who hurt Misha with torture that no has been tortured with in the history of torture.” Now onto Gale with the weather.”

“Well Tom from the looks of it, its going to rain hell tonight from all the teenage girls out for revenge.”

[thatcrazypiratechick]

He Has His Mother's Eyes

The following is an archive of material originally posted on the Harry Potter Lexicon Forum, hosted by World Crossing, which ceased operations on April 15, 201

READ THIS THEORY FIRST BEFORE HEARING WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!!!!

     Alright so this theory suggest that Lilly was a seer because of how significant her eyes are, suggesting she passed this down to Harry. Now in GoF Harry and Ron are doing their Divination and end up accidentally predicting each event that happens through the book except for Harry’s demise by decapitation. That never happened...Or has it?

        Let’s move on a couple books to DH and remembering that Harry is one of Voldemort’s living horcruxes, the other being Nagini. Since both of them hold a part of sort of connection through Voldemort and in a way are part of each other it would be possible that Harry instead of predicting his own death predicts Voldemort’s, or at least what made his death possible.  

    Now through the belief that Harry may be a seer and also the fact that he is a horcrux who can see into Voldemort’s mind, there’s no reason he shouldn’t be able to predict Voldemort’s future. Well kinda his future. 

     It’s the Final battle And then this happens

"The slash of the silver blade could not be heard over the roar of the oncoming crowd or the sounds of the clashing giants or of the stampeding centaurs, and yet it seemed to draw every eye. With a single stroke Neville sliced off the great snake's head, which spun high into the air, gleaming in the light flooding from the entrance hall, and Voldemort's mouth as open in a scream of fury that nobody could hear, and the snake's body thudded to the ground at his feet--"

-Neville Beheading Nagini.

    What if instead predicting his own death in GoF he predicted Nagini’s? It’s logical if they both hold a piece of Voldemort’s soul and if Harry is a seer. Think about it. 

Harry and Nagini both hold a piece of Voldemort’s soul giving them some sort of connection. 

Harry has had prophetic dreams before

If Lilly was a seer the gift can be hereditary 

     What do you guys think? Is it possible? Does It work?

[psuedofolio]

[princeofcardgames-deactivated20]

I will never not reblog this, because it just gives me so many feels.

This… Is how ever artist is - whether we draw, write or even roleplay… Our characters speak to us, they let us know how they feel, how they think… It’s why I cherish each character I have ever rp’d because… They’ve become a part of who I am. All of the characters I write as… I give life to and that to me is a beautiful thing.

[dextersnightmare-deactivated201]

I agree with this full heartedly. My roleplay characters become parts of myself, my own children who have snarky attitudes, who grow, and develop. I love everyone of them, and when they pass away, I know they will never fully be gone. 

[an--inactive--blog]

So many feelings.  My characters are my babies and I will always love them, even if they choose to do stupid shit.

[xdez-selx]

this isn’t just for artists. writers feel the same way. i love the characters in each story i write, whether they’re good or evil, because they all have a life. it may be a life that isn’t real, but to me each of them are real. just to me.

[thatwomanisahurricane]

[thekeeperofimagination-deactiva]

((This is my connection with all my ocs, i grew so attached to them that it saddens me that i can do anything with them anymore. I used a bunch of them that were a large family in an rp with a friend of mine, we rp’d with this bunch for close to 2 years and i actually cried when that came to an end. My friend told me she nearly cried to. These ocs were our babies, we spent our days in study hall coming up with them, plotting, rping on pieces of paper passing them back and forth in class ( thank god teaches never caught us because that would be awkward since it was smut alot of the time). We put them through so much drama that whenever they cried or got hurt we did to. I didn’t want them to die so i’ll eventually use them as characters in a future novel series, i will not let my babies be forgotten.))

[the-honeyinthe-lion-deactivated]

So I’m in the bath, drinking wine and reading some good ol’ Destiel fanfic (what else would I be doing at three in the afternoon?). My cat Baboo is on the floor next to me also getting clean.

Suddenly I look at her and ask, “Babs, what if Destiel never becomes canon?”

She stopped cleaning herself and stares at me like this. Then she just

Gets this look like she has to re-evaluate her entire life.

[louisisana]

what even is this man

[thatcrazypiratechick]

A Blessing

[princesssiplier-deactivated2016]

The sass is strong. {♥}

[lygerzero14]

Have some cute expressions of Mark…you’re welcome

[thatcrazypiratechick]

THIS MAN I SWEAR WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

[litterboxed]

Doofier with every vlog  ☆ (⌒▽⌒)☆ (x)

[chujellys]

tfw you’re putting together a gifset but you haven’t found/picked a quote to put under it yet

[chujellys]

tfw you go searching for quotes and you find some you never thought you’d stumble across

[despondentparamour]

“Sheriff Steven Rogers”. 1872 #1 (Secret Wars, 2015)