There's something so surreal about seeing my forensic science teacher, who is a cop, hoisting a forensic mannequin (which we named Denise after one of my classmates walked in and yelled Denise dramatically when we were learning how to document crime scenes) over his shoulders and throwing it onto the bed of his police cruiser (which is a pickup truck) and watching him carry it the same way into the school building through the main entrance and into the forensic lab room when we started our mock crime scene. The funnier part about it was the fact the hands fell of as well as the fake breasts it had, which was another story entirely. And further into the mock when we were solving, we watched him drag the mannequin across the lab after he realized he left it bent over a table when we walked in and saw it, and then proceeded to throw it into the closet in the lab.
Tales of Vezstus, my own story is available on Wattpad. All chapters will have parts (like that stupid math homework that only has "two" questions). Part one of the prologue is out now!
"While I may have departed from this living world long ago, my soul has passed to you, one of kindred blood. May you re...
Some guy in my driver's ed class pulled out a full on, massive, fresh from the garden carrot and yelled "anyone want a carrot?!" And lo and behold, he held a carrot, still covered in some dirt and the drivers ed teacher came in and then asked if he air fried it
Does anyone else find it hard to flip someone off in a dream? Like it physically hurts/strains you to flip off someone/something off in your dream to the point it seems impossible?
Like I tried flipping off some demon/shadow person in my dream because they did it first with it's lanky ass fingers but I have problems? Is that just me?
Fun/not so fun fact: at one zoo, you can eat alligator in front of alligators while they watch you watching them. I have been to said zoo multiple times.
I meant to do this at some point so here's some of my LGBTQIA+ characters sexualities & gender identity for Pride Month! (Akihiko's name is being changed to Akino) And when I say everyone under the triplets, I mean everyone besides Kurayami, Lunara and Leviathan and Huang
Akino (previously Akihiko)
Demisexual
Intersex/Bigender
He/She/They
They were born w/ both sets of genitals but they don't lean more towards one gender
Most people refer to Akino as he but some people get confused by their looks and calls them she.
Doesn't fall in love easily but when they do, he falls hard or holds it in so no one notices
Mainly has crushes of guys
Decided to tell everyone. Everyone already knew and said it was really obvious (it was)
Kelley/Arcturus
Bi-curious (actually ended up being Pansexual)
He/Him
He didn't like his first name since he saw it as to feminine (mostly due to the name being a common girl's name among phoenixes
He got bullied for it and when he went by his middle name, people thought he was trans and ended up being bullied even more
He has had crushes on girls but has had a couple of crushes on guys (ahem* Alastair) and even some people he didn't know the gender of
He is slightly afraid of dating a guy due to past bullying but he also wants to know what it would be like, even having a couple of fantasies
Eventually accepted the fact that he was Bi but then found out he was pan
His father ended up kicking him out of the house when Arcturus accidentally came out, before being scolded by his wife who convinced him to let him stay in the home until he had somewhere to go
Asuka
Aroace
She/Her
Never really liked the idea of having a relationship, romantic or sexual, despite many other dragons/dragonkin trying to court her
Her siblings tried to get her to date someone but it didn't work
Eventually Akino decided to ask her for her preferences and had a suspicion that she was aromantic
She ended up telling everyone. They already figured it out before her
Arkyn
Biromantic
Trans (afab)
He/Him
Was born female and wore binders and tried to look as masculine as possible up until he transitioned at age 20 in dragon years (just about 3,000 human years) due to the elder Dragon Juggernauts fearing something would go wrong if he did it at a younger age
Everyone supported him. It took some of the Juggernauts time though
He totally didn't buy the binders in secret, what are you talking about?
He literally desires a romantic relationship and doesn't care about sex
Angelus
Gay
Nonbinary
They/them
They ended up having a gender crisis when they wore Hallbera's clothes as a joke
At some point decided that having a gender was too stressful and just said fuck genders
Attractive to and attracted to men
Huang went into a gay panic because of him
Others:
Kuragari is a Straight Ally
Seiryu and other gods are technically beyond the idea of gender.
They all just pick what they want to be (male female, neutral etc.) and stick with it. Some even change it hence why they are depicted as diff. genders depending on religion/mythology.
Mystic races are generally ally's and it's completely normal to be LGBTQIA+ as it is a normal part of life. Humans or human-mystic hybrids won't always agree though
Also for clarification, Huang is homophobic and Arumin, Kelley's father thought Kelley was gay not pansexual
During the morning just before my geometry eoc test I was trying to remember not to forget how to math but all that was going on in my head was the low quality version of funky town on loop
We were doing the official practice eoc today and in geometry, there was an angle names CBD and I had to suppress my laughs. I then realized today was 4/20. Anyways, it's weed day.
I have been given the option to post this at 4:20pm and I did
What if a rooster wore a shirt that said "I Love Chicks" or "I Like Chicks" etc. Do you know how fucked up that would sound to other chickens. Like dude, that's a literal baby/child.
My eyesight sucks ass but the doctors don't know this because whenever I have to look at an eye chart, I'll be like "that blob looks like a P" and I'm normally correct with this answer
Sometimes though, certain letters look the same like B, D, E and X, V, Y, U, O and i'll sit there for a couple seconds like "wtf is this blob?"
