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after wedding activities 🦌🍥💍
side note: i like his hair to be a little grown out than the buzz cut… >> (they’re adults here btw, newlyweds)
Pack omega kakashi who’s so fucked up because he lost his whole pack before he was old enough to present and couldn’t form complete bonds with any of them before they died.
Instead of the clean bond breaks that would have gradually faded over time after their deaths, Kakashi is left with jagged barely formed attachments
His first heat was terrible. The whole time was just a haze of fresh grief, loneliness, and pain.
He starts downing suppressants the second his first heat ends.
It’s not like he has much choice in the matter anyway.
A normal omega has 1-2 day heats, 3 tops. They match with the rut cycles of their alpha.
But pack omegas? They’re built to bond with multiple alphas and satisfy all of them
Kakashi’s heat would last 10-11 days, synced with the 1-3 day ruts of each of his pack alphas, one after the next.
Not only does kakashi not have a pack to take care of him, there isn’t a single alpha he’s met that would be able to make him submit anyway
No omega worth their kunai would submit to someone weaker than them while they were vulnerable. What were they supposed to do? Trust someone weaker than them to defend them? Absolutely not.
And Kakashi is just too strong.
Until team seven grows into themselves that is.
All three of them alphas.
All three of them pack.
Kakashi wants
big fan of flustered naruto (,; ⩌ ;,)
Sitauation where a grown team seven won’t be free from a trap until they defile a virgin but they’re days away from the nearest town and Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are bona fide whores.
Now why is kakashi not looking at them?
eats them eats them
your abortion posts got me thinking about contraceptives, and whether konoha would invest their time in creating them. because, on the one hand you want your population churning out more babies.
on the other hand, you don't want your top seduction agents falling pregnant constantly. not to mention, contraceptives could be used to delay or even prevent menstruation, which is important when you've got super trackers who can smell blood from miles away.
and it's not like people who get periods can just, only take C-ranks for that week, cause surely some of them are going on months long missions.
No fr that’s a hard one
On one hand I want to say they’d exist but be highly regulated for just seduction specialists, but I think shinobi in general are forced to adapt to any situation including combat specialists choosing seduction routes at the turn of a dime if they think it’s best for the mission
also, if someone managed to rape Kakashi or Itachi or lit anyone like that I’d rather kms than have their bastards pop up years later on the opposite side of the battle field. Like bro I’m already dead atp.
So I wanna say konoha men would have some rly fucking stellar methods like Uzumaki seals or something because the last thing konoha wants is their prodigy’s kids showing up elsewhere.
But the women would prob have less good/ more regulated stuff bc they kinda either get taken as baby makers if they’re clan (in which case they have a duty to kill themselves and have consistently done so everytime it’s happened bc they’re ninja and can rip their own hearts out) or give birth in konoha where they add to the ranks
But yeah stuff for periods would make sense. I think I read a fic where there was a seal tattooed on the hip to collect the blood inside it or something like that.
Kind of a separate idea that I think I posted about before cuz as much as I like the idea of shinobi being vry casual about sex because of their everything, part of me finds it rly interesting if it’s all very abstinence based where it’s considered Your Duty to not fuck around outside of konoha and Shameful if you do. Maybe some heavy propaganda about women from other places being dirty or somehow lesser.
And in an interesting role reversal, men being especially shamed for sleeping around outside the village because at least women know if anything comes of it and can contribute to the numbers if it does.
shikamaru always sleeps without a shirt but he gets cold through the night and ends up stealing the blankets, Naruto wakes up cold, confused, and with boyfriend absolutely BURIED under the blankets with nothing but a tuft of hair peeking out
Characters who abandon their original ideals out of pure devotion to one person but it all leads to ruin anyway
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Crazy that people were afraid of baby naruto for having one (1) fox in him when they've got guys walking around with ten thousand spiders crawling around under their skin and that's just normal.
Baby shino trying to make friends: I too know what it’s like to have a creature within me.
Baby Naruto: okay?
itachi to sasuke: you're my reason to live (affectionate)
sasuke to itachi: you're my reason to live (derogatory)
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Theory: Minato's hiraishin has a much shorter range than he lets on.
My proposal is that his teleport has a range of around 2 konohas (yes wonderful measurement tool ik). The reason for this is primarily the scene from the kyuubi attack where he yeets the bijuu bomb thrown at him into a nearby mountain. Presumably, if the hiraishin range was unlimited, he would've sent it out into the ocean or smth. So my suggestion is that he threw it as far as he could, which eyeballing it is maybe 2 villages over.
This limited range would help solve a lot of plot holes - primarily the "where the fuck was Minato when X horrible thing was happening to Kakashi???". Easy, he was out of range.
(This is going off only the manga, idk if the anime ever explained his abilites better)
Ooooooooo interesting
Hunter Naruto who fucking HATES creatures that mimic voices bc they habitually pipe up in group votes in favor of anything that brings people closer to them.
Like he and Shikamaru are walking in the woods and Naruto sees some bones laid out in a weird pattern so he’s like hey do you care if I look into this or do you want to go back? And behind him he hears shika’s voice say “we should go in the cave” and he just has to whirl around bc ain’t no way Shikamaru said that stupid fucking shit.
And sure enough Naruto repeats the question looking at shika and he watches him say no.
So he scents the area and catches a wiff of the creature upwind and hunts it
@leozitic said they were shikanaru coded. obviously. obviously.
it's actually impossible to know who of the two is happier rn
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I think watching Naruto and Kiba growl and bite and beat the shit out of each other was An Experience for sleep deprived 12 year old shikamaru. Funniest gay awakening ever. Only explanation for why Shikamaru is suddenly sitting in Naruto's room waiting for him to wake up after he exhausted himself training even though he has his OWN 3rd round fight to be getting ready for and, prior to this, Shikamaru has only shown to be as indifferent/annoyed about Naruto's existence as the rest of their classmates. he was LITERALLY ready to die when him naruto and sakura went chasing after Gaara. If not sexuality crisis then what is the explanation. Much to consider.
When sasuke was younger, he snuck into itachi’s room and crawled into his bed because he had a nightmare.
Itachi hugged him and pet his hair until he fell asleep, but just before he did Sasuke told Itachi that he loves him more than their mom or dad but not to tell them.
Itachi stays up all night thinking about it.
After the massacre, Sasuke remembers what he said and stays up all night thinking about it too
Fucking pervert has his recording eyes activated smh