thatderangedfox

welcome! naruto blog

[thatderangedfox]

okay but like. anbu captain sasuke getting fucked against a desk by hokage itachi. whos with me

#sasuke would be soooo devoted im just saying#he would be Unhinged about it#hes head of itachis protection detail for a reason#watches over him as his literal job. its everything hes ever wanted#FINALLY he gets to be the one to protect his nii-san for once#itachi is living his best life btw#hokage who gives his all for the sake of peace but takes no shit? ALSO getting to bone his little brother on the regular?? count him tf in#also sasuke heading his personal guard makes him go absolutely wild believe it#cause on the one hand thats his little bro who he wants to protect but hes strong enough not to need itachis protection anymore#he SO proud. he unfathomably horny#and you CANNOT tell me theres not some part of itachi that hasnt wanted to just BE protected for once you simply cannot i wont believe u#anyway cue sasuke hitting his gay/brotherly awakening noticing that tiny secret desire- bc if anyone wld itd be him- and being like#'making that my lifes mission actually. also is anybody else gonna tap that?' *doesnt wait for an answer* *kills anyone else who tries*

[narutothoughts]

The hickies don’t stick so Sasuke breathes fire while Naruto’s skin is actively in his mouth just to mark him up

[thatderangedfox]

HOLY SHIPS THATS SO GOOD

hold on HOLD ON cause that just made me think of itachi heating up his mouth with the beginning of a doton jutsu or maybe a new doton jutsu he invented and using it on sasuke in the wintertime so that everywhere he puts his mouth is WARM warm compared to the rest of sasukes body

like hickies, nipples, oral, can you imagine?? sasuke would go crazy

[evartista]

Yawns are contagious

[mirel121345]

Heyy guys are there any Itasasu analysis texts here on tumblir?. Ya know analyzing their relationship in manga and the erotic undertones etc. I was reading this type of "essay" for another ship and I was thinking how cool it would be with Itasasu. L

[narutothoughts]

Narushika with Nara!fixation TM in the academy would have Shikamaru rig every group assignment to see him paired up with Naruto and then, when Naruto would say something like it being fate who always puts them together, he would agree while Ino would stare at him slightly disgusted

He’s unrepentant

[narutothoughts]

Au where Naruto, as a jinchuriki born of a jinchuriki, is deeply connected to the spirt world.

Maintaining the balance by keeping monsters in check was what the biju were made to do.

Only now, they’ve been locked up for generations, unable to thin the hoards.

The monsters have run wild accordingly.

But with kuramas spirit-killing chakra at his disposal, Naruto becomes a hunter and cuts his way through all the darkness hidden in the leaf.

Meanwhile, Shikamaru has always been a little too drawn to the shadows, even for a Nara.

So when a dark shade he knows isn’t a natural shadow suddenly writhes and fades because Naruto snarled something at it…he’s interested.

He’s very interested.

[appleyass123]

Kakashi be spouting bullshit as always...

[narutothoughts]

Kinda obsessed with the thought of hokage naruto being like oh my poor baby. They kept sending a tracker and assassin to head on battles. I won’t treat you like that

[redstonedust]

one of my least favorite tropes is when a character has a crush that is explicitely unrequited and hopeless, yet in the timeskip epilogue they inexplicably get married. like bro if you fruitlessly pine after someone and they show no interest for the whole 3 year run of the story and then suddenly change their mind. i think theyre settling for you. quite frankly both of you need to learn some self respect. get divorced immediately.

[perfectfeelings]

“Be careful who you make memories with. Those things can last a lifetime.”

— Ugo Eze

[yuyurocky]

GLUE SONG-beabadoobee & Clairo( 🎵 (lyrics)

You've been hiding in plain sight

And it appeared, oh I know

Loving you once only feels wrong

I need you

I always knew I'd find you

To be here is worth the wait to

I'm not lying

When I say I've been stuck

By the glue onto you

☺️The lyrics is just so cute...

[narutothoughts]

For the popstar/idol au I just imagined Sasuke singing this song:

https://youtu.be/ecjXoWBBEWc?si=YBl9B00XkKEComCY

Everyone thinks it's about Naruto but in reality he's singing about Itachi

Bro is just unwell about Itachi in every lifetime.

[narutothoughts]

I always forget itachi had his hair in a ponytail and it’s not just shoulder length.

God he’s so fuckable.

[beefnoodlesoupp]

“i’ll become your eye and see the future with you”

[thatderangedfox]

nngh the first time no massacre au anbu sasuke saves anbu itachi's life on a mission, the POWER RUSH that goes through him must be absolutely orgasmic

[thatderangedfox]

OKAY BUT CIVILIAN OBITO AND ANBU KAKASHI DO YOU SEE THE VISION

[narutothoughts]

AU where Naruto doesn't want to become a ninja but a farmer so that he could grow his own food (he is constantly hungry and never fed enough OK)

The Sandaime does not understand where they went wrong, but bb Naruto has to be bribed with farming apprenticeships etc to go to the academy

Naruto, delighted: they gave me scarecrow farmland as a sensei?

Also him being so deadass when he, shinobi hero several times over, goes “I’m not a shinobi. Just a farmer”

Also he fucking loves Tenzo okay?

He’s like me and you have a lot in common

AND HIM DURING D RANKS

he’s like if I knew being a shinobi included so much farming I wouldn’t have complained so much. Of course I eventually want my own farm and—