a mess !!

21 | she/they | only re-emerging to satisfy my hyperfixations

[lucidskyart]

Frieren Art Nouveau Style

[sophie-baek]

XO, KITTY 2.06 "Kiss and Make Up"

[winnie-the-monster]

[must-have-been-a-potato]

they said what they said.

[bisub28]

[vickriarts]

started watching mashle

[happyk44]

[ID: Digital sketch. Mash holds a cream puff in both hands. He says, "Hi I'm dumb as hell." He holds one hand out to Finn, who stares at the cream puff flatly. "Would you like a cream puff?" /end ID]

[heterophobicdyke]

Yes I do say “I’m not on TikTok” with an air of arrogance intended to assert dominance

[schlarklezyaoi]

have i ever shown you guys my professor’s DNI list

[schlarklezyaoi]

this is environmental storytelling to me. i just KNOW she’s so so tired of gay cottagecore bitches

[the-irken-pony]

Smurfs dni

[schlarklezyaoi]

everyone shut the fuck up this is the only funny addition to this post

[gazeldhazel]

standing ovulation from the crowd for that performance

[oneheadtoanother]

[elementalmoments]

Because I've recently had one of those "your experiences are not universal" moments, please humor me

Which response most closely describes your relationship to thunderstorms?

Not from the US, I've probably experienced 10 or fewer in my life

Not from the US, I've probably experienced more than 10

Not from the US, they are or have been a staple of my local weather pattern

From the US, I've probably experienced 10 or fewer in my life

From the US, I've probably experienced more than 10

From the US, they are or have been a staple of my local weather pattern

Voting ended onMay 21, 2024

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

If anyone wants clarity on the distribution of thunderstorm conditions

[predatory-lesbians]

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

[yeenobabino]

So close.

[the-foolish-fool-who-gets-fooled]

north south FUCK west

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

[grookeyleaf]

Can someone translate this?

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

Don’t try to guilt people by saying “I’m sorry I fucking suck.” “I’m sorry I’m just the worst and I should die” Because thats not an apology, thats trying to guilt the other person into dropping the subject.

[pogasm]

[howtoimpersonateanadult]

Are there prescription refills you need to order?

oh crap yeah

maybe? I should check

nope I did that already! ☺️

I don't use prescriptions but I'm rooting for everybody who does!!

Voting ended onMay 23, 2024

Why not order them now, or set a phone reminder for a more convenient time to do that?

[oliviawebsite]

job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

[letmebegaytodd]

i do enjoy in survival-esque escape-type movies when someone gets hurt and someone else is like “i can help, don’t worry i’m a doctor.” like. they’re probably not lying, but they totally could be

[letmebegaytodd]

just once i want the villain in the movie to be revealed as the person in the group who said they were a doctor and everyone had just taken them at their word because why the fuck would you lie about that

[letmebegaytodd]

i can’t believe all the bad luck and injuries that have befallen our little group. good thing we have Dr. Hedical Halpractice with us

[letmebegaytodd]

now THIS is a concept!

[letmebegaytodd]

Also, cannot stress enough that Dr. Hedical Halpractice does NOT have some sort of doctorate in an unaffiliated field like a fun switcheroo, he just LOVES lying and is a HUGE asshole

[letmebegaytodd]

okay!