That Gal Maddie

Better than you. Southside, Baton Rouge.

[deadstarlet-deactivated20240408]

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

[thebestoftumbling]

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

let him be himself

[sangreymiel]

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[thursday]

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

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SORRY

[bitchyhollow]

Don’t drag coconut head like this

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

Coconut Head did nothing to deserve this

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[laufie]

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.

Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)

Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: 

This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 

Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 

As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 

Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 

Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

[cosmicredshit]

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

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just in case guys

[soycaptainandtheworldoftomorrow]

it could happen to anyone

[cosmic-noir]

WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I NEEDED IT

[thatgalmaddie]

Sometimes I just want to take his rights away. I know I can and there are many reasons why I should but I just can't do that to him. I'm just getting tired of him only helping when he wants too and when I bring up child support I'm a bit hard. He hasn't even seen her in a week. I could never go a week without her, I need her she needs me. I know the only time he's going to act like a real dad is when I start dating someone that cares about Charlotte more than he does and that's not fair trying to meddle with Charlotte's life like that. If he didn't give her what she deserved why should he get in the way of someone else giving her that. I just really regret the father I gave her but there is nothing I can do to change it. She deserves so much better, she deserves the world.

[thatgalmaddie]

Something that really gets on my nerves is when Charlotte's father doesn't want to take responsibility for her. Friday I told him to come get her today I'm so tired from working and I start school Monday I need a break. He got rained out today, I work. He sat around with his friends, I came home to her. I asked if he was going to get her no reply. But he can look at my snap chat story. I'm sure he's only going to want her when he wants to have her. It's so hard raising a child on your own I'm so glad I was the only one who had to grow up in our situation.

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[cocaine-nd-caviar]

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[spellitoutforme]

@ all the fake friends who left me.

[keatonpatti]

[lastweekon]

When Zak is interviewing someone and randomly starts walking toward the camera, delivering an impromptu, deep and meaningful monologue, I look at the person he was interviewing just moments before. There is always extreme discomfort in their eyes. It’s my favorite.

[argyle-gargoyles]

ghost adventures drinking game

-zak says “compelling” -zak says “at this exact moment” -zak says “unexplained” -the battery is drained from equipment

[thebatblog-deactivated20171126]

ZAK THE DEVIL IS SO TIRED OF YOUR SHIT IT CAME TO UTAH TO TELL YOU TO SQUARE UP