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@thatjusthappened-hotels
Yes, yes it is.
A woman calls down to the operator to order dinner, and asks what the daily soup is. The operator responds, “It’s Cream of Mushroom, it is quite tasty”.
The woman replies back, “Hmm.. interesting. Is that cream based?”
Um.. yes?
A person calls the hotel operator from an outside line and asks, “Do you guys have a front desk, or can we just go like, get a room?”
‘Cause we are in Europe, right?
A guest calls down to the operator to ask what the voltage outlets in the room are. The operator then replies that they are standard outlets throughout North America. The guest is silent for a moment and says, “I just want to know if I can plug my iPhone in”. The operator then asks the guest, “Where are you from?” to which they reply, “United States.... so can I charge my phone here or what?”
Power.
A guest calls down to the operator and complains that they cannot log onto the internet, and that ,’Nothing has worked since I got here”!
The manager on duty went up to the room to assist the guest. They tell the guest that the reason why they cannot get on the internet is because their phone is turned OFF.
.. If you know what I mean.
A front desk agent checks in a couple and upgrades them to one of the hotel suites for their 35th anniversary. Approximately 15 minutes later, they call down to the desk wanting to move, as the room isn’t good enough for them. The agent informed them that they were in our biggest room type, but he stated he needed an even bigger room to, ‘chase after my wife! ... If you know what I mean’.
Aliens?
A guest walks up to the Front Desk looking all shifty (And high). He leans in really close to the agent and says, “I see ALIENS! Your hotel has aliens, LOOK AT THEM ALL!” pointing to the other staff working.
The agent responds, “Okay sir, I’ll have security look into it.”
“No,” he responds, “you need NASA”.
No, you really shouldn’t.
2 drunk men come into the lobby and sand at the front doors in front of the Front Desk saying very loudly, “Ain’t she beautiful, so beautiful, WOW look at her!” to the front desk agent. They stumble up to the Front Desk and one of the very drunk men says, “I should have brought you a flower, WHY DIDN’T I BRING YOU A FLOWER?!” He then proceeds to pick up the 20LB vase of flowers at the front desk for decoration, and attempts to give it to the agent.
At this point, the agent stops the one drunk man from breaking the vase, and the other drunk man falls to the floor and begins to somersault and roll around like a dog on all fours towards the elevator. Once he finally reaches the elevator, he tries to swipe his key card in-between the elevator doors to get them to open, rather than pressing the up button...
I don’t think 911 will help..
A guest calls down to the phone operator and asks if his dry cleaning had returned back to the hotel yet, as he had to leave in 4 hours. After confirming with housekeeping that it hadn’t arrived to the hotel yet, the operator called the guest back.
The guest was very upset at the news and said, “If it’s not back prior to my departure, I WILL call the Police and they will deal with you!” and hung up.
That isn’t what you asked for?
A guest moved to a different room and forgot their phone charger in the previous room. Somehow a major miscommunication happened and a bag of sex toys from lost and found ended up in her room, as the guest had left for dinner.
When the guest came back, she brought the bag of sex toys down to the lobby and waived them in front of the desk, in front of the staff and desk and says, “THIS ISN’T A PHONE CHARGER!”
If you’ve got it, flaunt it...?
Backstory: There was a gala going on in the hotel, as well as a big sports team with teenage boys actually staying in the hotel.
A very ‘well chested’ woman caught the attention of a group of the teenage boys. She shouted across the lobby, “You boys looking at these?!” motioning to her chest. The boys giggled and talked amongst each other, and the woman approached them.
She asked to take a picture with them, which they obviously agreed to. Before leaving the hotel, she made one of the boys get down on one knee and kiss her hand. As soon as he did, she shoved her chest towards his face. All of his team mates stood there looking in absolute jealousy, and she smiled and walked out.
Waste of Leftovers!
A guest had just parked their brand new Ford F-150 on the driveway and was standing right beside it speaking to the bellmen. All of a sudden, there was a loud bang and some sort of sauce everywhere. After looking at the truck, someone had thrown a pork chop covered in tomato sauce from their window, and it landed on the brand new truck, denting the truck and getting tomato sauce all over the truck and the guest.
A+ in Geography...
A guest from the United States calls down to the phone operator. He states that when he checked in, the person who checked him in said he had complimentary calling within North America. He then asked, “So... is the US in North America? Can I call my wife and let her know she can call me here, or is that too far?”
Trust is key!
A man calls down to the phone operator and asks to have his adult movies turned off. The operator says, “Right away sir!” and the guest asks the operator to send his wife an email stating that his movies were turned off.
Whatever helps you get by...
A man calls down to the phone operator and asks for his adult movies to be turned on. The operator quotes 10 minutes for them to start working.
Approximately 5 minutes later the guest calls back saying the movies are still not working. The manager went to ensure the movies were turned on right away. When doing a follow up call 2 minutes after that, the guest exclaims, “Yes they are working, GOD I NEED THIS!”
This is the wrong time, Sir!
The fire alarm is going off, and while following regular procedure, including the intercom instructing people to evacuate, the phone operators receive a phone call from a guest room.
“Can I get a wake up call tomorrow?”
‘F’onetically?
A guest calls in from an outside line and says, “I would like to speak to Mr. Fajole, ‘F’ for Phone”.
you WHAT?
A guest walks up to the doorman from his room and says to him, “I left my baby sleeping in the room, if he gets out, can you make sure he stays in the hotel? Thanks a bunch man, you’re a lifesaver.” and walks away.