Christopher

Just a Kidd Cali. IX I VI 26. Bad Toro ♉️ 🎶🎹🎮🍄✌️ Brought to you by Love & Other Drugs

[kushandwizdom]

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[extramadness]

[psych-facts]

Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t.

Bill Nye (via psych-facts)

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[psych-facts]

The most important things are the hardest to say because words diminish them.

Stephen King (via psych-facts)

[approach]

[sadtaterchip]

Pretend Life

[larmoyante]

I have noticed that when all the lights are on, people tend to talk about what they are doing – their outer lives. Sitting round in candlelight or firelight, people start to talk about how they are feeling – their inner lives. They speak subjectively, they argue less, there are longer pauses. To sit alone without any electric light is curiously creative. I have my best ideas at dawn or at nightfall, but not if I switch on the lights – then I start thinking about projects, deadlines, demands, and the shadows and shapes of the house become objects, not suggestions, things that need to done, not a background to thought.

Jeanette Winterson, Why I adore the night (via stability)

[adamnt]

[cassandracalin]

[imperfectlyxo]

If you are scrolling through Tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about, or you’re looking for a sign. It is going to be okay. Just breathe. You are alive and you matter. 

[faedreamer-deactivated20180128]

i reblog this everytime i see it because i always need it and figure others do toom

[animalsnaps]

I think it’s the best thing when someone’s presence automatically puts you in a better mood

@therelatabletexts (via therelatabletexts)

[bellaxiao]

lmao this would solve so many problems

[highkey-melanin]

[intheworldofjazjae]

Literally 😂😂😂😂

[magicinhermadness]

“Y'all can have a flight there or a flight back, but you’re not getting both.”

[allshipscanon123]

Omg it took me so long to get it and then when I did I just died laughing

[cleothegoldfish]

LOL

[loveniaimani]

😆😂

[mrbowtiefly]

“Don’t be running in and out of my country like that. You either stay in or stay out! Make up your mind now.”

[wassup-bihh-deactivated20180425]

All the drones gotta be back before them street lights come on..

[cozyboymayes]

“I don’t give a damn what them other countries doing, I’m responsible for this one!! Now don’t come asking me no more stupid shit while I’m on the phone”

[lamerialove]

^^^^^^^^^^

[thebarisdead]

I support this

[kodaksnacks-blog]

Parenting Goals.

[kodaksnacks-blog]

‘’Don’t answer the house phone unless you feel like paying bills ‘’

[yahooentertainment]

lmao😂/smh🙄

[freedomjusticewarrior]

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

[dirtyhecker]

the best experience working in customer service that i ever had was when i worked at building 19 and they were going out of business. they got to a point where all sales were final and this rude asshole came in throwing a fit bc she couldn’t return some 25$ thing, and i was just in a state of total don’t-give-a-fuck and so was the store manager so i’m talking complete immunity to do and say whatever i wanted. so i told this lady i’d be more willing to help her if she’d drop the attitude and quit being so rude to me and she looked so -shocked-. then she started ranting about losing out on 25$ and i was like “i’m sorry you’re out 25 dollars but next week i’ll be out of a job, so i don’t actually care,” and the look on her face allowed me to ascend to a higher plane of existence. and that was my favorite day of work ever.

[superbilliam]

the dream.

[asoftwrongness]

[stonerthings]

HAPPY HOLIDAZE FRIENDS! I hope you all have a wonderful day and get nice and toasty ;)