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Welcome, all. All aboard the hot mess express *choo choo*!! I hearby invite you to my crazy life as I decide wtf to do with my life and proceed to drive everyone crazy. Welcome and well met.
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Cosmic Funnies
Misplaced Lens Cap
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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Welcome and I Apologize
Welcome, all. All aboard the hot mess express *choo choo*!! I hearby invite you to my crazy life as I decide wtf to do with my life and proceed to drive everyone crazy. Welcome and well met.
Over 10 years ago I drew this mother naga with her kid and a bowl of gulab jamun, and I was blown away to see people still reblogging it and saying kind things here. I decided to draw a sequel, the PTA (People That are Anacondas) meeting is over, and she finally gets to have some gulab jamun. c: I really hope this cheers you up some.
My first reaction: she finally gets to have some!!
My second reaction: oh gosh they're holding tails in the second picture okay I need to reblog this.
The lady who sells nuts at my renaissance festival loudly yells “the biggest nut sacks in all the shire” and “these are the best nuts you’ll ever have in your mouth”
so im rereading eragon and honestly i kinda ship brom and jeod now
Omg yes cause my partner has only read part of the series and we were talking about what they remembered to decide if they needed to start at the beginning and one of the things they "remembered" was "that book-y merchant guy with the annoying wife who definitively fucked the old mentor guy" and I was like I'm sorry what? So I am so excited to tell them that other people had similar thoughts.
I have this extention that changes some of the words on my computer to spanish and it translates pan (the sexuality) and Pan (like Peter Pan) to the word for pan (the cooking utensil).
Today I learned that there’s a guy at the renaissance festival I’m working at who gets kicked out every year. The bartenders call him kilt guy.
Kilt guy wears a kilt
Kilt guy does summersaults
Kilt guy does not wear underwear under his kilt
Kilt guy has red hair
Kilt guy puts copious amounts of glitter hair gel in his red hair and mustache
Kilt guy puts copious amounts of glitter on his body as well
I aspire to be like kilt guy
Does he put the glitter on his pubes for when he does his acrobatics? I bet he’d still get kicked out but they’d at least hesitate a little before doing it.
I don’t know but I will update as I gather more information
Today I learned that there’s a guy at the renaissance festival I’m working at who gets kicked out every year. The bartenders call him kilt guy.
Kilt guy wears a kilt
Kilt guy does summersaults
Kilt guy does not wear underwear under his kilt
Kilt guy has red hair
Kilt guy puts copious amounts of glitter hair gel in his red hair and mustache
Kilt guy puts copious amounts of glitter on his body as well
I aspire to be like kilt guy
Hi! Ive got a question/suggestion for yall: why not cover 19th century (what we would probably call today) Non Binary French mystic Simon Ganneau?
Here's a link to his wiki page on Non Binary Wikipedia: https://nonbinary.wiki/wiki/Simon_Ganneau
I can absolutely check this person out and add them to our list!
Also this quote from the article you linked:
"He wore a combination of feminine and masculine signifiers: a beard, a working man's blouse, and a woman's mantle. He called himself by the title "the Mapah," which was a combination of the words mater (mother) and pater (father). He created a mystical religion he called Evadaisme, meaning "Eve-Adam-ism." This taught that the next phase of human development would be androgyny, coming from the femininity of Mary-Eve marrying the masculinity of Christ-Adam. Evadaisme favored socialism, and condemned sexist traditions, such as taking the surname of one's father and not one's mother. Though the Mapah was poor, he was well-educated, and spoke eloquently. He preached to working-class men, and to women who were sex workers."
I am so intrigued!
happy pride to systems who are extremely confused about their sexuality/gender/presentation because they're a system.
happy pride to genderfluid systems.
happy pride to gay/lesbian systems
happy pride to transgender systems
happy pride to nonbinary/agender systems
happy pride to bisexual systems
happy pride to pansexual systems
happy pride to intersex systems
happy pride to acespec systems
happy pride to arospec systems
happy pride to systems who are unlabeled
happy pride to systems who can't/don't want to figure out their identity
happy pride to systems who use 'weird' or 'unusual' pronouns/gendered terms
happy pride to systems who present differently based on who's fronting
happy pride to poly systems
happy pride to systems who's sexuality/gender is affected by their trauma
happy pride to systems who are too scared/aren't safe enough to come out yet
happy pride specifically also to alters who's gender/sexuality/presentation is different from the body's, you deserve recognition too.
happy pride to queer systems + alters.
no the lab coat stays on during sex. there might be a chemical spill
Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.
Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.
Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.
SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.
This feels like calibrating my normal detector
Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
My partner made this comic, and it is beautiful and amazing, and you’re all missing out by not seeing the original on paper because it’s even prettier there!
Freehand crochet, morel mushroom bag, if people want the pattern lmk!
I’m working the renaissance fair this summer so I’m working on more whimsical and fantastical creations
What should I name my tea business
Northern Lights Tea
The Alchemists Lair
Bewitched Brews
Something else (please elaborate)
Please re blog so I can get as many answers as possible!!
my subtle and well drawn comic
I have existed for thousands of years
Dust and light and laughter and joy
Everything I've been brought me to here
The atoms of the universe have become me
Where my blood touches the ground
Flowers bloom and animals thrive
Earth and wind and water all around
And the fire burns because it is within me