That Broflovski Kid Archive

Semi-selective Independent RP Blog for Kyle Broflovski || M!A: Open/Accepting || Multi-ship & OC friendly || Tracking: thatbroflovskikid  || Mun is 21+ || Same Mun as thatcartmankid, thatmarshkid, and thatmccormickkid

[thatoldbroflovskikid]

PSA

((HEY ALL! The blog has moved to thatbroflovskikid so if we have any threads, that’s where they’ll be coming from ^^))

[thatoldbroflovskikid]

PSA

((HEY ALL! The blog has moved to thatbroflovskikid so if we have any threads, that’s where they’ll be coming from ^^))

[thatoldbroflovskikid]

PSA

((HEY ALL! The blog has moved to thatbroflovskikid so if we have any threads, that’s where they’ll be coming from ^^))

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Send me one of the following symbols to tell me how you want to ship our muses!

✿ : ship them platonically/friends

♥ : ship them romantically

ღ : ship them sexually

♕: ship them professionally

☂: ship them as family

✖: ship them as enemies

★: ship them in polyamory

♫: not sure about ship terms/more than one type of ship/it’s complicated tbh

[thatoldbroflovskikid]

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[super-musings-and-memes]

A/B/O-Verse Starters

[thatoldbroflovskikid]

super-musings-and-memes:

“I want to be with you, but we’re both (alphas/omegas). It would never work.”

“I don’t really care that you’re a beta- you’re better than any (alpha/omega) i’ve ever met.”

“I’m sorry, but I just don’t wanna have pups.”

“Oh shit, are you going into (heat/rut)?”

“Are you giving off pheromones or do you just smell really good today?”

“This never would have happened if you’d just take your suppressants like everyone else!”

“You asshole! I can’t believe you bit me after I specifically told you not to!”

“We need to stop hanging out as much, I think. Everyone says I smell like you, and it keeps scaring off potential mates.”

“I don’t give a shit about that barbaric territory marking trend- if you ever piss on me again, I will seriously hurt you!”

“Hey, it’s your call. But if you don’t claim me soon, someone else might.”

“You think it’s so easy being an (alpha/omega/beta)? You have no idea what it’s like!”

“I’m, uh.. i’m real sorry I got slick all over your couch…”

“I’ve always wondered what it would be like to (knot/be knotted by) another alpha.”

“We are not doing that again, ever. Your knot is way too big.”

“Oh god, I think our cycles have synced up.”

“I know you’re in rut too, I can smell it. How about a fight? Winner gets to mount the loser.”

“I wanna suck you off, but i’m scared you’ll choke me with your knot…”

“Could you please walk with me? I don’t feel safe here- too many alphas around…”

“I know we’re both (omegas/alphas), but I really think we could make this work.”

“Why would you want me? Don’t you know i’m a beta? You should be with an (alpha/omega), not me…”

“You’re the only other alpha i’d ever submit to.”

“I’ve always wondered what it would be like to fuck another omega in heat.”

“I know it’s not the same, but you could just lube me up real good and pretend i’m an omega.”

“You’re a sexist goddamn pig, you know that? Omegas aren’t here to serve you.”

“I’m sorry I interrupted, but that alpha gives me a bad vibe and I just.. I didn’t like the way (he/she) was looking at you…”

“I’m getting real fucking sick of these secondary gender roles!”

“You just think (he/she) is a slut because (he/she) is an omega. You wouldn’t think that if (he/she) was an alpha.”

“Sorry, but I only date betas. Less drama, y’know?”

“Ugh, alphas are all the same.”

“I can’t go today- I missed my suppressants and threw my whole schedule off.”

“I’m really only attracted to (male/female) (alphas/omegas/betas).”

“No, I don’t wanna breed with anyone. I’m asexual.”

“Why is every alpha and omega in this place so obsessed with sex?”

“Honestly, I find the whole knotting thing to be super gross. I can’t even look at someone’s dick when they’ve got a knot going.”

“You’ve got to be the most (submissive alpha/dominant omega) i’ve ever met.”

“Primary gender, secondary gender, blah blah blah- who cares, I just wanna get laid!”

“Jesus, you’re burning up! Are you in (heat/rut)?”

“For their sake, I really hope none of our kids turn out to be omegas. I know that sounds awful, but I just want life to be as easy for them as possible.”

“I’m an alpha male, for fuck’s sake! You can’t even hurt my feelings!”

“I’m an omega female, for fuck’s sake! I can’t even walk down the street alone!”

“Not this double standard bullshit again! I bet betas never have to deal with this!”

“Look, we’re just friends, okay? Sure, (he/she) is an (alpha/omega), but that doesn’t automatically mean there’s anything between us!”

“I’d never go down on an omega in heat. Slick tastes absolutely disgusting to me.”

“You need to calm down and rest. You’re so heatsick, you’re not thinking straight.”

“You only ever invite me over when you’re in (heat/rut). Is that all i’m good for to you?”

[thatoldbroflovskikid]

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Send 🌹 for gifs that describes our muse’s relationship.

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[r0flc0p73rb07-deactivated201901]

Go on anonymous and tell me one reason why you do not role play with me, please. ( •ુ꒳•ૂ )

or why you stopped role playing with me. All answers will be published regardless of what is said.

[thatoldbroflovskikid]

22, 37, 38

22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?

Naked jumping jacks for a dare.

37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?

Yeah.

38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?

Boxer briefs

[thatoldbroflovskikid]

The Most NSFW asks: 8,9,10, 14, 30,31, 33, 54, 58, 59, 79, 92, 97, 99, 100

8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?

No. Hand jobs are awesome.

9. Do you like having your balls touched?

Yes

10. Do you like having your nipples touched?

Yeah.

14. Do you have any kinks?

Not really.

30. How often do you masturbate?

Every day. Multiple times some days

31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?

12 or so. I touched myself.

33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.

If I’m just looking for stress relief, then it’s just a quick thing. But if I want to enjoy it… There are toys involved and it takes a lot longer.

54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?

Nothing.

58. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?

Like three minutes from start to finish. (Trying to relieve stress)

59. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?

Yes.

79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?

Yes

92. Have you have phone sex?

No

97. What was your most recent sexual thought?

That I need to get laid.

99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?

This morning

100. Do you often imagine people naked?

Yes.

[thatoldbroflovskikid]

Hit On My Muse! [May Be NSFW]

"Would you sleep with a stranger?"

"You're a god/goddess..."

"I'm not wearing any underwear..."

"I'm completely naked under all these clothes."

"You're my fetish."

"Can I feel between those thighs of yours?"

"I wouldn't tell you to stop."

"You're so cute when you're flustered."

"I know you like me, don't deny it."

"You want it, don't you?"

"You've a beautiful name, wanna hear me moan it?"

"Nice ass..."

"God, you're just perfect."

[thatoldbroflovskikid]

1-25

1. Do they prefer to wear headphones or earbuds when listening to music?

Earbuds

2. What do they do when they're feeling tired and need to stay awake?

Work through it.

3. Do they usually eat mild, medium, or spicy salsa?

Medium

4. Pizza, McDonalds, or Chinese take-out?

Chinese take out.

5. How do they react to finding out someone has a crush on them?

Wonder why and talk to them about it.

6. How do they feel about unrequited love?

A perfectly viable way to live

7. How would they fare in a zombie apocalypse?

Probably pretty well.

8. Gold, silver, or copper jewelry?

Gold

9. How much ice do they put in their drinks?

A cube or two

10. Do they use Instagram, Facebook, or Tumblr? If so, how much/often?

Tumblr and he only has Facebook for his friends for games.

11. What's their desktop background?

A pic of the four of them

12. How are they at taking care of plants?

They don’t die.

13. Did they have any phases? (e.g. emo, punk, scene...)

Not really.

14. How did they do academically in high school?

Graduated salutatorian.

15. Are they the big spoon or the little spoon?

Either or. Depends on if he topped or not.

16. How do they like their eggs?

Sunny side up.

17. How do they like their toast?

Lightly toasted with strawberry jam

18. Queso or guacamole?

Queso

19. What are they like as a neighbor?

Fairly quiet.

20. How do they behave when confronted with deadlines?

Laugh because he got it done a week ago.

21. What's the weirdest thing you're likely to find in their room?

Plastic poker chips with dirty things written on them.

22. What fictional character do they relate to the most?

Percy Weasley

23. Do they like raisins in their pastries? If no, will it stop them from eating it?

He doesn’t mind them

24. When forced to do a group project with other people, what role do they usually play?

The taskmaster

25. Does your muse listen to vinyl records? Do they use iTunes? Do they legally or illegally download music?

He doesn’t listen to vinyl. And he uses a streaming radio service or songs off Spotify.

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fifty totally random character development questions:

1. Do they prefer to wear headphones or earbuds when listening to music?

2. What do they do when they're feeling tired and need to stay awake?

3. Do they usually eat mild, medium, or spicy salsa?

4. Pizza, McDonalds, or Chinese take-out?

5. How do they react to finding out someone has a crush on them?

6. How do they feel about unrequited love?

7. How would they fare in a zombie apocalypse?

8. Gold, silver, or copper jewelry?

9. How much ice do they put in their drinks?

10. Do they use Instagram, Facebook, or Tumblr? If so, how much/often?

11. What's their desktop background?

12. How are they at taking care of plants?

13. Did they have any phases? (e.g. emo, punk, scene...)

14. How did they do academically in high school?

15. Are they the big spoon or the little spoon?

16. How do they like their eggs?

17. How do they like their toast?

18. Queso or guacamole?

19. What are they like as a neighbor?

20. How do they behave when confronted with deadlines?

21. What's the weirdest thing you're likely to find in their room?

22. What fictional character do they relate to the most?

23. Do they like raisins in their pastries? If no, will it stop them from eating it?

24. When forced to do a group project with other people, what role do they usually play?

25. Does your muse listen to vinyl records? Do they use iTunes? Do they legally or illegally download music?

26. How would your muse do at taking care of a goldfish?

27. Is your muse a dreamer or a realist?

28. Android, iPhone, or other?

29. What's their Subway order?

30. Trendsetter, trend follower, or trend ignorer?

31. What about themselves do they usually not tell people? What are they embarrassed of?

32. What's their ideal vacation?

33. White, red, or rose wine?

34. Are they outdoorsy? Do they enjoy hiking, camping, etc.?

35. What's their Starbucks order?

36. What colors make up most of their wardrobe?

37. Do they believe in any conspiracy theories? Fear a zombie apocalypse/AI overtake? How do they think the world will end?

38. Do they play video games? If so, which ones?

39. What would you see if you looked through their trashcan?

40. What kind of videos do they get recommended on YouTube?

41. Are they an exhibitionist? Do they ever change in front of windows? Have sex when they know people can see/hear?

42. How do they feel about astrology?

43. Why do people usually call them on the telephone? To complain? To ask for advice? To ask them to do something for them?

44. Have they ever had any pregnancy scares?

45. Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter?

46. Do they meme? Enjoy memes? Create memes? Find them horribly annoying? How about shitposts?

47. How do they go about asking someone out or confessing their feelings about someone to them?

48. When do they usually go to bed?

49. In the "sleep vs. grades vs. social life, pick two" situation, which two do they pick?

50. What do they think is the meaning of life?

[thatoldbroflovskikid]

*puts his legs on Kyle's lap* FEEL MY LEGS I SHAVED THEM

JESUS!

*actually feels Cartman’s legs*

They’re pretty smooth…

[thatoldbroflovskikid]

Oh yeah…

*slow smile appears on his face*

You gonna tell me where else?

[kingcartman-blog]

Noooo ~ *wiggles in his spot and grins wider* You gotta find out! 

[thatoldbroflovskikid]

You're just saying that so I'll touch you all over.

[thatoldbroflovskikid]

*puts his legs on Kyle's lap* FEEL MY LEGS I SHAVED THEM

JESUS!

*actually feels Cartman’s legs*

They’re pretty smooth…

[kingcartman-blog]

Shit. Yeah that sounds good.

My legs aren’t the only thing I shaved–  *coughs*

[thatoldbroflovskikid]

Oh yeah...

*slow smile appears on his face*

You gonna tell me where else?