Bifurious

;p

[robertocustodioart]

Divine by Antonio Lopez 1977

[sacred-portal]

[future-crab]

My dream is for Hozier to do a cover of “Nobody” by the Crane Wives, and for the Crane Wives to do a cover of “Nobody” by Mitski, and for Mitski to do a cover of “Nobody” by Hozier. I’m calling it the Nobody Exchange and I think it could be huge.

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[dradelcrahasmoved]

Bruh

[geoclaire]

I can't believe I read this post with my own fucking eyes

[this-is-trans-joy]

I’m trying to look for synonyms of sneer and i’m fucking dying

yeah that looks normal… yeah these are all— um. hold on. hang on.

what

[the-ravens-king]

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[kosmogrl]

[cloevr]

when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Handle a naked smartphone and you can just feel the eagerness of this device to lemming itself onto the pavement

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[niknak79]

[desumeowmeownekokittychan-deact]

How low? This is really convenient, especially in Canada where it’s negative asshole degrees out. Besides, sometimes you do need your phone while walking outside, whether for light or communication or directions.

[tramampoline]

like i’ve needed to text people while outside several times this week i’d rather not literally risk frostbite to do it

[tabbibeard-deactivated20160428]

durr hburr techonology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch

[artist-formally-known-as-xazz-d]

I want that last line on a shirt

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

[nrobins]

heat wave

[catcrumb]

( hi everyone! it's that time of year again... expect me back sometime in august! in the meantime, consider donating to direct relief for earthquake recovery in venezuala! )

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[adonischildsupportcase]

[transfaguette]

learning that constantly thinking about and analyzing and interpreting my traumas isn’t actually healing . and don’t get me wrong its made me a very effective communicator and emotionally intelligent person. but actually im supposed to be moving on and experiencing new things and happiness and stuff and not just compulsively reliving and recontextualizing the past. oops!

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore