Hey I'm Jona

non binary-19-slytherin ※what a concept※

[kindofsharethat]

whoever’s idea it was to put louis in a big, empty room with a piano and light filtering in, you’re my hero and an aesthetical genius

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[yoonswife]

i love myself but i dont love me back

[ripptidez-deactivated20170530]

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

[civilizationkills]

why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!

[drafthearse]

wait before i go does anyone have the photoset of the frog that looks like this

[monsterousarte-deactivated20250]

this one?

[stevencharleston]

Report: White Man in Local College Class Will Not Shut the Fuck Up

[stevencharleston]

i really enjoy looking at the tags on this post

[20-million-bees]

Some of my favorites:

[iamhisgloriouspurpose]

Dude-whose-name-I-don’t-remember, who tried to pass off “This Much is True” by Spandau Ballet as a poem he wrote. He’s reciting, and all of us students are looking at each other like, “um, what?” and he finishes, and the teacher launches directly into a critique, rather than letting the class comment. And we’re all waving our hands madly, trying to get the professor to let one of us speak so we can tell him it’s plagiarized, and he says that we can comment once he’s done. So the professor goes on about this and that, and concludes with, “But it doesn’t matter, because you didn’t write that. I’m old, not dead, and I do own a radio.” And DWNIDR tries to argue that he was “merely inspired’ by the song, but that his poem is different and original. Professor gets up and has us recite the lyrics, which he writes on the board, and has DWNIDR write his poem on the board next to it. 100% match. And DWNIDR still insists his version is different.  Class ends.

Next class meeting, (this is unplanned) a few of us stand up and recite “poems” that are song lyrics. Professor 100% treats them like original works, and the rest of the class plays along, except DWNIDR, who is outraged at the praise being heaped upon the “stolen words” and keeps trying to explain to the Professor that it’s plagiarism. After the third one, Professor turns to DWNIDR and says, “Well, you’d know, you’re the expert plagiarist here”.

One of the best weeks I had in college, ever.

[writernotwaiting]

*sniffle* That is one of the most beautiful stories I have ever read.

[anneluciaf]

Shout out to the guy in philosophy who kept asking unrelated questions.

Also shout out to the anonymous concerned citizen who, after our professor’s heartfelt lecture about poverty then and now (19th century literature) emailed the professor to tell him not to worry, poverty doesn’t exist in our society anymore.

[zanillani]

To the dude in my gov class who always had something to say and felt the need to add “It’s peanuts” every time money was mentioned, I hope you get pelted with peanuts by 50 elephants

[kiss-my-piss]

Resources for Male Victims of Abuse

How to Recognize Abuse

**Emotional Abuse of Men

**Sexual Assault of Men and Boys

**Men Can Be Victims of Abuse, Too

**Domestic Violence Against Men - Know the Signs

**Information for Male Survivors of Sexual Abuse

**Help for Battered Men

**Battered Men, Battered Husbands

**For Male Survivors of Rape and Sexual Abuse

**Male Survivors of Incest and Sexual Child Abuse

**Help for Men Who Are Being Abused

Help Lines (Phone and Text Chat)

National Domestic Violence Hotline: [phone] (or 1-800-787-3224 for TTY)

National Dating Abuse Hotline: [phone]

National Sexual Assault Hotline: [phone]

National Suicide Prevention Hotline: [phone]

Domestic Abuse Helpline for Men: 1-888-743-5754 (US and Canada)

Hopeline Suicide Prevention Hotline: [phone]

National Hotline for Victims of Crimes: 1-855-484-2846

National Human Trafficking Hotline: [phone]

Polaris Human Trafficking Text Line: Text “BEFREE” to 233733

**1in6/RAINN Chat for Male Survivors of Sexual Abuse

Support Groups

**1in6 Support Groups

Male Survivor Support Groups

Pandora’s Aquarium - Chat (includes chats specifically for men)

Pandora’s Aquarium - Forums (includes forums specifically for men)

How to Find a Shelter

Domestic Shelters Search (shelter locator with filters to find shelters specifically for male survivors)

SAFE (located in Austin, TX, but states they can help people find resources/shelters in their area)

How to Find a Therapist

**Male Survivor Therapist Directory

Mental Health Services Locator

Resources for and About the Abuse of Kids/Teens

Love is Respect Hotline: [phone] (Hotline for teens)

Darkness to Light Helpline (Sexual Abuse): 1-866-367-5444

Darkness to Light Text Line: Text “LIGHT” to 741741

ChildHelp USA National Child Abuse Hotline: [phone]

Children of the Night Hotline (Children in Prostitution): 1-800-551-1300

National Runaway Safeline: 1-800-786-2929

Covenant House Nineline (Homeless Youth): 1-800-999-9999

Stop it Now Hotline: [phone] (for adults concerned about the welfare of a child)

Jennifer Ann’s Group (for teens experiencing dating violence)

Other Resource Lists 

(While I tried to include the most helpful resources I could here (i.e., resources that lend themselves to one-on-one communication, individual reading, etc.), there are plenty of other great resources, including regional resources, listed in these links. Some of the resources are specific to men and others aren’t, but they are all helpful for male survivors.)

**Male Survivor (regional, international, and online resources)

**Husband Battering: Men and Domestic Violence

**Help for Battered Men: Online Resources

**Help for Battered Men: National and International Resources

**Help for Guys: Help for Victims (some resources for men, many general resources)

[mogai-watch]

This is so important. 

[everywitchway-deactivated201905]

SLAMS that reblog

[ireneadlercatwoman]

This is amazing @sexuallymonsterous you are a good person for putting this list together. 

[transitioning-nb]

Not all that related to this blog, but I wanted to share this anyway. To all survivors of abuse, please know that what happened to you was not your fault, you didn’t deserve what happened to you. You matter, you’re strong for still being here & putting up with what you’ve had to. Hold on. Know that you’re loved 💛💜🖤

[wilwheaton]

It took me 46 years to realize how consistently I had been emotionally abused as a child and adult, until I pulled away from my abuser and stopped letting him keep me in a toxic relationship. It’s never too late to reclaim your life from the people who hurt you, because you deserve to be happy and to live your best life.

[hakuteeth]

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

[broocewayne]

[harrysdimples]

“Imagine if Mick Jagger had the warm and benign heart of Paul McCartney, cast under a magic spell by Stevie Nicks, and you’re about halfway there.” - Rob Sheffield on Harry Styles, Rolling Stone. Happy Birthday H. (other quote edits here)

[thatone0122]

The new color scheme is so fucking weird I hate it

[pinof]

endless teasing

[thosedamnboops]

[thosedamnboops]

It goes on

[hampsteadharry]

Happy 25th Birthday, Harry! 💖

[cursedcatimages]

repost at your own risk

[rileyaurelia]

Don’t threaten me with a good time

[mogifire]

[blundstone-deactivated20170419]

Fucking hell this is 10/10

[sabrerattler]

[kylierocket]

Please, someone give me the context of this?

[firegodjr]

This is Jerry Miculek, he’s literally a world record holding sport shooter, possibly the best of all time. He often makes these comedy videos where he shows off his shooting skills or stuff he thinks is cool. The video is from the one where he got a Glock styled after the NES Zapper.

And here’s him hitting a target with a pistol from an insane distance:

[roguemechanic]

That insane distance is 1000 (Yes, one thousand) yards with a 9mm revolver. I believe it was his first shot too.

[electronictragedy]

Yoshi has evaded his taxes for too long