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if you ain’t croc’in you ain’t rockin’ dc brainrot | haikyuu brainrot | sometimes i’ll draw things | not a minor

[akaanmo]

[nemoredraw]

Damian and Jason Todd without context. You set the context.

[qgunslinger]

yeah

[oh23]

Jason is that one unemployed sibling who texts you weird shit at 3:27 pm on a Tuesday.

Like, Dick, sweating his ass off in his police uniform getting a text from Jason, which btw, extremely rare- and it's just a Twin tomato (two tomatoes grown as one ykwim) and captioned w "ur ass"

or Tim is in the middle of his board meeting and he gets an email from Red Hood and hes like stressing out chcking it only to find a pic of his apartment's kitchen's pantry asking "why dont you have salt?"

and then damian coming back from school to see his phone full of texts from Jason and it's all pics of ugly animals and every pic is captioned with "u" "u again" "wow u"

Bruce getting a morse code going "check phone" and it's a video of Jason flying away on an alien helicopter contraption with Roy yelling after him asking him to get down and jason saying he doesnt know how this shit works.

[thatonecroc]

AY HAIKYUU MOOT‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

HELL YEAA🔥🔥😈‼️

[thatonecroc]

i finally got a drawing tablet 🗣️🗣️

@eggyrocks ty for passing on the iwa brainrot he lives rent free in my thoughts now 🙏

[dailydccomics]

Batgirl by Skylar Patridge

[nyukaart]

I KNOW CHRISTMAS IS OVER BUT HERE BRUCE AND JASON ANGST RAHHHHHH

[but-a-humble-goon]

Cass defeating Joker by just not having the relevant context for any of his humor, forcing him to explain the joke by which point it's not funny and eventually he just gives up and goes home.

[not-so-plus-ultra]

This brought to you by one of my friends having an epiphany about turbo granny ripping a fat bong

[papayafromtv]

everytime tim pisses off jason jason's like "first you steal my fucking job, now this?!" and tim goes "i didn't STEAL robin, you were DEAD and the position needed to be FILLED." and then jason says "but when i stopped being dead you didn't give it BACK. when an office worker gets a replacement so they can go on maternity leave the replacement is supposed to FUCK OFF once the maternity leave ENDS." and tim argues "YOU WEREN'T ON FUCKING MATERNITY LEAVE JASON" and jason screams back equally loud "WELL I DISAPPEARED FOR AROUND NINE MONTHS AND THEN SHOWED BACK UP WITH DAMIAN WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!" and then tim leaping strikes him off a 6 story building

[jujubamp4]

[freekymonstr]

This is how that scene went right

[eggyrocks]

today

[thatonecroc]

i think a catholic priest!jason todd Fleabag au would do irreparable damage to my psyche i need it desperately

[lla-lune-deactivated20240419]

it's me and my unhealthy sleeping schedule against the world

[oh23]

Jason would absolute do shitty youtube interviews. like some lame dude would find him at 5:45pm on the streets and run up with his phone and interview him and Jason with 30 inutes to spare would be like Sure why tf not, and then you have a 20 min unedited raw footage of red hood doing a crazy ass interview where he pulls shit out of his ass 60% of the time. and the video gets 200k views in 4 hours. trending the next day.