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1. “I’m sorry, you want me to do what with that?”
2. “Bend over, I’m not kidding.”
3. “That was good, but next time do it harder.”
4. “Remember that thing you did on me last night? I’m wet/hard just thinking about it now.”
6. “I’m gonna have to call in to work, just because of how bad my ass hurts after that.”
7. “That’s it, that’s a new kink I never knew I had.”
8. “You know I hate it when you do that, right? Keep doing it.”
9. “Suck my clit.” “Is that a dare or just an invitation?”
10. “How did my clothes end up way over there?”
11. “You know how to make me cum, so do it already.”
12. “That date sucked. Wanna bone?”
13. “Slap my ass again and I’ll make you fuck me in that closet.”
15. “My dick isn’t that big, you can handle it.”
16. “Stop turning the wireless vibrator up every time someone walks by, you’re gonna get us kicked out.”
17. “I like it when you call me a drunk whore.”
18. “You’re hard/wet? I won’t believe it til I see it.”
19. “That’s what I am, right? Your cock slut?”
20. “I’m really hard/wet and I’m gonna die if you don’t do something about it ASAP.”
21. “Don’t hold back, baby.”
22. “Show me your nipples.”
23. “I saw on your Amazon wishlist you wanted a dildo. You know I got a dick, right?”
24. “I can make you cum harder than that.” “Try me.”
25. “Why don’t you come here and kiss it then.”
26. “Your parents would be royally disappointed if they saw what you have on right now. Even more disappointed at what I’m thinking about doing to you.”
27. “Oh, the things I’d do to that pretty mouth.”
28. “Make it hurt, baby.”
29. “I’m going to die if you don’t let me cum.”
30. “The more you kink shame me, the more I’m picturing you naked.”
31. “Wow, you take cock like it’s your day job.”
32. “I’ve never cried during sex before, but I guess there’s a first for everything.”
33. “How about we do something different tonight?”
34. “You’re so fucking sexy when you do that.”
35. “You’re a bad girl/boy but I love you so I’ll let you get away with it.”
36. “That’s not a fetish, that’s just weird.”
37. “Oh. Keep doing that.”
38. “Don’t stop, please don’t stop.”
39. “Don’t start what you can’t finish.”
40. “How many rounds was that? Four? God, we’re about to break our own record.”
41. “Just for that, I’m gonna suck your clit ‘til you go blind.”
42. “I’m too busy.” “I’ll be quick, I promise.”
43. “It’s sex, not an Olympic sport. I promise I can handle it.”
44. “And if you lose? You owe me the best head of my life.”
45. “Sorry I came on your favorite blanket, I owe you.”
46. “You’re going to get us arrested.” “Oh, I’ve always liked the idea of you in handcuffs.”
47. “We’ve roleplayed that six times already, come up with something new.”
48. “Not to make things weird, but I thought about you when I came last night.”
49. “I ended up in the ER after an orgy once, wanna hear the story?”
50. “There’s not enough makeup in the world to cover up this hickey, what did you do to me?”
51. “Next time you do that, make sure it’s on my dick.”
52. “I’m about to miss this important phone call but oh my god your mouth feels too good to stop right now.”
53. “Do you think we could… try that again sometime?”
54. “You’re really bad at hiding how turned on you are.”
55. “I’m bored. Come over and sit on my dick.”
56. “You better muffle yourself with a pillow then, because I’m not stopping.”
57. “That’s it baby, you’re doing great.”
58. “I would obliterate your pussy, and you know it.”
59. “You like it when I call you my little prince/princess?”
60. “That’s a lot of sass for someone who ruined my bedsheets and still hasn’t apologized.”