Jay

hello. I is a small kit cat! I am fandom trash. icon and header both taken by me. Jay. 25. 🎂🎉🎁August 11🎁🎉🎂. he/him. panromantic but asexual. "Asphalt to me has never looked so soft."

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[lmaonade]

[clownhooves]

they should do this in real life

[sheherlockholmes]

i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.

Whaddaye say?

Sloppy Astyle??

(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..

line 1: german pervert

line 2: scottish pervert

line 3: italian pervert

line 4: average frenchman

[sheherlockholmes]

everyone and their mother has tagged this as tf2. what the hell is going on in that game

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[kaban-bang]

[cosmonautroger]

jellyfish babies

[charl0ttan]

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[recordstore]

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[maja-paja]

[gingik]

[hiyari8]

they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy