Land of Mountains and Darkness

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[deputy-dorky-pants]

Lanque is making the Seth Everman Face

[setheverman]

please i don’t know who this is? is it some sort of homestuck person? is this a homestuck??? help me

[thegreatpuppers]

monch

[deathbars]

[saltrat88]

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

[norseminuteman]

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

[azuresquirrel]

You know you can talk all the shit you want about Madoka Magica, but you have to admit that the Meduka Meguca memes gave us so many valuable phrases and ways to express important emotions and concepts.

[stupidsexybowser]

[astronomifier]

this post is “MY CITY NOW” erasure and i wont stand for it

[dude-of-electricity]

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

[mcuwho]

[lonicera-caprifolium]

cozy.

[browsedankmemes]

[sixofcaydes]

“You never let ‘em see you sweat..That’s the way Guardian.” 

-Cayde-6

[heyheyroosterteeth]

The Twins make their entrance 

Bonus: The reality 

From: OUR BEST DAY EVER - Achievement Hunter Holiday Video

[thisiselliz]

Everybody isn’t thick and that’s okay but stop lying to people

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

@kpop fans

[his-shining-tears]

Rowlet & friends.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[animentality]

god twitter gives me the jitters.

there’s something about it that’s just disturbingly real.

like i can come here and spout whatever nonsense i want, and ya’ll will tolerate it.

twitter is like an alien world where i don’t know what’s gonna happen, if fucking ted cruz is gonna respond to me or what.

it’s nerve wracking, it’s too mainstream.

i prefer this bullcrap where no one knows anyone or what’s going on at any given time. 

[anabananarama2-deactivated20220]

But do u remember that time when a writer came at you here?

[animentality]

that’s true, but unlike twitter, i was only tumblr shamed.

and tumblr shaming doesn’t work on me because tumblr shaming is like if a group of furries came with signs to shame a filthy otaku. 

on twitter, it’s like JK Rowling is gonna slap me with some half assed white corporate feminism and have her drones of cult followers come to shit on me for speaking. 

or like blake shelton is gonna @ me for making fun of his music, and all of his fans are gonna light the fire under my feet. 

it’s way different, being controversial on a mainstream media site.

tumblr’s a cesspit of stupidity, but it’s an obscure and strange cesspit of stupidity.

twitter’s a little too real.

trump and obama can have a rap battle on twitter and make it a part of us history.

tumblr isn’t the same way.

we all die in obscurity on tumblr, and i prefer it. 

[aplpaca]

twitter feels like im in full sight of the snipers and i cant even duck behind a clown car to avoid them

[iwouldlikeamuffinplease-deactiv]

On tumblr you’re in the clown car, hurtling towards a cliff at mach 3 with a few dozen others in the same car.

[animentality]

See, it’s metaphors like these that you can only get on Tumblr, that perfectly describe what it’s like being on Tumblr.

[justintaco]

[chesh-r-schrodinger]

[pokemon-i-choose-you]

please unmute

[toastbutteregg]

UNMUTE

Do it

[mcosplay]

[natsv]

IT’S AN ADVERTISEMENT??

[spitblaze]

[yo-its-matt]

Y'all realize the subtle Had To Do It To Em Guy edits are basically just modern Where’s Waldo at this point right

[yo-its-matt]

[letstomatopaste-deactivated2021]

[a-typicalperson]

I hate this because he was already in the first picture and someone added him again

[bimmyneutron]

he was what now