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Ayyyy, fucking end my life. Dylan. 23, piece of shit. Enjoy this shitty little blog thing.

[itsfreerheelestate]

[starsshinedarkly77]

you know, i was so worried about the direction of comedy after vine died, but i think we’re gonna be just fine

[armorabs]

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

[getetteroo]

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

[the-greentext-guy]

[nightfuryqueen]

This is my absolute favourite greentext of all time and I tear up every time I read it

[dampsandwich-deactivated2016122]

its garbage day???

i cant believe they made a day dedicated to me :)

[30-minute-memes]

*visible confusion*

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rizaoftheowls]

Yes. Can I identify the snail? Because I will find the snail, pick it up with tongs and gloves, put it in a box, get on a boat, and drop it into the Pacific Ocean. It may not die, but if it gets back to me from there, it sure as hell deserves its reward.

[halsinsbiggernaturals]

the text says the snail’s goal is to find you, not touch/kill you. can you just, like. put the snail in a nice terrarium and enjoy life with an immortal pet snail and $10 million?

[awaiting-my-escape]

Put the snail in a hamster ball

[yan-tonz]

It Follows, 2014. 🐌

[babyanimalgifs]

[chubbicub]

Me on my way to the fridge at 1:38 in the morning for a little snacki snaccc

[spacemancharisma]

this is the only mood for being in your 20s

[feargender]

[otherwindow]

I hate explaining jokes but this fucking scene from Kung Pow makes me lose my shit every time: 

The children screaming “We’re children!” like they’re Pokemon

Cans of Pringles in the background 

Shopkeeper’s voice breaking the microphone levels 

“Babe-y”! 

The shitty cgi hand with the phone

He doesn’t even dial the phone

[teathattast]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ruinedchildhood]

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

“Okay, quiet now, please. And now Bartek will show us how to piss off a sniper.”

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

He ded.

[carnelianfoxx]

[psquip]

you see ivan you don’t need scope calibrated when next target is at point blank

[cursedcatimages]

[tenrads]

this was an hour well spent

[anzanavi]

Can I get the name of this song?

[godoforeos]

[veryfunnymemes]

[everythingfox]

What did she do to be in that position?

[muma-kitty]