gimme that upgrade

azazel | he/him | 25 nothing is tagged, beware of non work safe reblogs

[psquip]

sideblog of @rnainframe

lars / alcander / azazel / dane / mark / red

plural, tired of your shit, 26, taken

he/him / hy/hymn / it/its / do NOT use they/them for me if you are cis

nothing here is tagged, reader beware

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[wronglystarryoasis]

funniest shit I’ve seen all day

[cepheusgalaxy]

Top traits to give a character

Self-sacrificing

Self-loathing

Insufferable

It/its pronouns

Homosexuality

Aromanticism

Gender (the more the better)

A superiority complex

Dead eyed stare

Inability to process own emotions

Dog motif

[big-brain-brian]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[cadet-abysmal]

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thats right

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

[winterhartarts]

Anyway photography, silent films, and “talkies” (moving pictures with sound) were all invented and made by adults and mostly for adults as the audience

[cheaphalloweencostume]

last time i checked its basically just Boss Baby out there. not entertaining to a high-earning professional. he’s not even actually the boss he’s a baby

[lamaenthel]

you forgot kung fu panda

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[carouselcometh]

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

[targetedknowledge]

[anarcho-gunman-g17]

Cyber & Punk

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[correctopinionhaver]

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

[han-j1]

Who names their character Susan

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[sarakipin]

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Announcing my brand new Patreon! It's finally here! As a welcome gift, all paid members receive free digital PDFs of my sketchbooks and past zines. Posts will begin next week starting with character designs and preproduction art for my new comic. I'm so excited! ❤️🌙

[irondive]

[almondmilkbitch]

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

[pinene]

There’s a certain level of attractiveness that just becomes annoying to me.. like we get ittt

[segamascott]

sorry

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