sad boi hours.

shit just here to chat and rant

[welele]

[thesunsethour]

i’m heartbroken

[mezzodical]

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

[theorynoodle]

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

[lovelylovelyartist]

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

[z-nogyrop]

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

[spiritednug]

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

Dm: can you read this for us?

Fighter: rolls a nat 1

Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

[sparrow-va]

Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.

DM: Roll for Dodge.

Fighter: *rolls a 1*

Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*

[pscalpedro]

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019) Dir. Quentin Tarantino

[thatoneidiot26]

@Riverdale

[virfujiwara]

Me @ me

[retrogamingblog]

NHK, a Japanese news program, has revealed documents from Satoshi Tajiri’s original pitch to Nintendo for Pokemon, which was called Capsule Monsters at the time. The 1990 portfolio was illustrated by Ken Sugimori, who went on to become the art director for the Pokemon series.

[kristina100000]

no one:

straight people: im in love with the shape of you

[caroldanversenthusiast]

the lesbian power is strong

[playbill]

First Look at the U.S. Premiere of Brokeback Mountain Opera

[stillglowinstillcrowin-deactiva]

The Who the what now

[gothhouseclique]

snow.

[gaysyriidley-deactivated2022112]

HER CAPTION IM NOT OK

[vasira96]

so i’ve been listening to critical role and i’m in love

[criticalsorcery]

instantly giffed

[timotheechalmet]

Lily James and Alicia Vikander in Comic Relief’s Four Weddings and a Funeral special