The Trash Man Beckons

I'm the trash man. I beckon. Come to me my child. Jenna, my friends call me Carl, she/her, I'm 19 bitches, suck my cannoli. (I'm sorry, that was really aggressive, I'm not in the best place right now)

[thatoneitaliangirl]

Masterlist!!~

Here is a compilation of all the works I’ve written on Tumblr as well as other websites. Currently, I’ve written on here, Wattpad, and Deviantart, though I don’t think I’m gonna share DA’s cause its all cringy stuff from when I was 13 lol. Maybe one day as a joke. ^^

Hetalia- 

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Spain x Reader Angst(?)- Basically a kingdom!AU. You get taken by the king (England) and end up falling in love with Antonio(Spain) who is secretly trying to overthrow the government. 

Spain/Romano give you a puppy!- Just some headcanons about Spain and Romano bringing home a puppy to the reader. ^^ Wholesome. 

Wattpad- 

Random Hetalia Reader Inserts- A collection of Hetalia reader inserts, some of which are in parts and not finished- whoops. Here’s the list-

Prussia X Reader-Exchanging Words- Not the best one lol. Prussia and reader are constantly budding heads, and end up finding they both like each other. 

Russia X Teen Reader- Part 1- The reader is a young teen girl who is being abused. Russia finds her working at a diner type restaurant serving as a waitress, and becomes concerned with her homelife. 

France X Reader- The reader is a struggling country that is being forced into a marriage with France. She loves him, but believes he doesn’t like her like that, but he loves her too. It gets angsty cause he thinks she hates him. 

America X Reader Halloween Horror Nights 2018- Based loosely off of my own experience at Halloween Horror Nights my Junior year of Highschool. Loosely. America and reader are friends who go to HHN together, despite Alfred’s fears. 

Soulmate Tattoo's- Spain- Kinda self explanatory. Reader and (Insert character here) are born with a tattoo of the first thing their soulmate thinks about them or says to them. Its the same with all of them, but I used funny prompts. 

Soulmate Tattoo's- Japan

Soulmate Tattoo's- Canada

Soulmate Tattoo's- Estonia

Sherlock- 

Wattpad- 

Sherlock x Teen Reader- An incomplete story. Reader finds out that Sherlock is her father after she’s been put in danger. 

Obey Me!- 

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Mammon x Reader: It’s a wallet. PERIOD.- Mammon is curious as to what reader keeps hidden away inside her wallet. What secrets lie beyond that brown zipper?

Obey Me! Hogwarts Houses- Reader and crew are sitting in class discussing what Hogwarts House each would be in.

MC Turns into a Neko boy- The reader, male, is accidentally turned into a neko boy by ingesting something Solomon gave to him. Has to go home and try to explain to the brothers why he has a tail suddenly, as they are still feeling the effects of the cake Luke made that turned them all into animal hybrids (paws and claws event). 

Asmodeus x Reader- Reader is unable to sleep due to worries and anxiety. Finds that Asmo is awake, having come back late from a party, and seeks him out to talk. 

Obey Me! NickNames- A collection of nicknames that I think the brothers + Diavolo, Simeon, and Solomon would call you. Written with my soulmate series in mind. 

Obey Me! Soulmate AU’s!~- The opening. The brothers receive news from Heaven that their father, God, has given them soulmates. They take the news with mixed feelings, but ultimately decide to look for their lovers. 

Obey Me! Soulmate AU!~ Lucifer- The first part of the Soulmate AU’s. I wrote them to be read in order in a way. Lucifer discovers that his soulmate is a ghost hunter. 

         Lucifer Soulmate Part 2- A bit of back story on reader as she packs up her apartment in preparation for moving to the Devildom. She discovers something she berried deep long ago . . . 

Obey Me! Soulmate AU’s!~ Mammon- Mammon is upset, still in love with their past exchange student, worried about who his new love is going to be. 

Obey Me! Soulmate AU’!~ Leviathan- Levi is worried that is soulmate is going to be a normie and think he’s a gross, yucky otaku. 

Obey Me! Soulmate AU~ Satan- Satan is concerned with how accepting his brothers are of their father’s sudden gift. Is skeptical of Diavolo’s decision to help them. 

Obey Me! Soulmate AU~ Asmodeus- Asmo is excited to have a new plaything, but is derailed when he discovered that his soulmate may not be the perfect one for him after all. 

Obey Me! Soulmate AU~ Beelzebub- Reader is having vivid dreams of a large man chasing her in the woods. Who could this mysterious stranger be?

Obey Me! Soulmate AU~ Belphegor- Belphegor is upset at the thought of his soulmate being a human, and MC comforts him. 

Obey Me! Soulmate AU~ Diavolo- Lord Diavolo receives an unexpected letter from the Celestial Realm. I wonder what it’s about?

Genshin Impact-

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Diluc Birthday Headcanons- Reader plans a day to spend with Diluc on his birthday.

Childe x Reader Angst- Reader and Childe have been together for years when she finds out that Childe killed her little sister years ago. 

Venti x Reader- Venti wants children and doesn’t know how to bring it up to his God SO.

[kingthekoshka]

Longgg long boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[kingthekoshka]

I NEED more dvalin art from the world...dvalin fans where are yoy

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[sillyguy-supreme]

maybe if you see south and southeast asians dying in the heat and latin americans dying in floods and all you think of is imagining a reality where YOU are affected, then you should rethink how you see people of color. if you cannot see climate change as a real disaster until it is other americans dying in the heat and the floods and not just black and brown people, then don’t talk about climate change until you can acknowledge the grim reality of climate change for everyone.

[choco-ghost]

Ygor has a new admirer :3

[ooppo]

Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega

[actually-mentally-ill]

me after saying i’d get tasks done but i’ve just been reading fanfiction for the past 3 hours:

[actually-mentally-ill]

finding out making up whole detailed scenarios with fictional characters in your head is a “sign of mental illness”

[na0mii03]

When I want fluff fics and all I’m getting is smut

You sometimes just need fluff and not smut.

@tsirxyawntu

[brainstatic]

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

[stoned-dahmer-deactivated201802]

How disgusting can someone be

I wouldn’t even say this about my worst enemy

Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.

[a-really-bad-decision]

Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

Reblogging for last comment.

[eyesofatragedy67]

With the way this year is going, the sooner it happens the better.

[hazeldomain]

*this can be reblogged every year

[systlin]

I’m going to make cake. There’s going to be fireworks. There WILL be a burnt effigy.

[jackdaw-kraai]

Look, I’m gonna level with you americans for a second. When old wrinkly and orange kicks the bucket, for once in my life, possibly the only time, I’ll actually want to be able to see the fireworks from across the Atlantic. And I daresay I won’t be the only one. So listen to me and listen closely, cause I’ll only say it once: When the moldy Cheeto bites it, it’s the one and only chance you’ll likely have at being loudly, unbearably, obnoxiously American in your celebration and for once, the rest of the world won’t complain. 

[blondejaneblonde]

…I know I just reblogged this, but that last comment 👌👨🏻‍🍳

[finnglas]

Listen I’m already designing the cake I’m gonna order from Publix.

[caitlynlynch]

I want to see the fireworks from AUSTRALIA, guys. Make it happen.

[dgalerab]

current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.

[dgalerab]

someone brought a cake analysis robot to feed the cake into to determine the exact ingredients and supposedly it can spit out the exact same cake. and if you're like dude. what. then they're like well if it bothers you you should have made more cake. i'm hungry and i deserve cake. and you're like dude we're at a party.

[sainamoonshine]

Three months later you find out that fifty people locked themselves in a room to discuss how much they loved your cake and how they wished you made more. None of them ever told you.

[dear-ao3]

so for the love of god. please tell people you liked their cake and don’t feel embarrassed about it. because then they will make more cake.

[msviscus]

There is no bond stronger than that between an autistic girl and the character she was obsessed with when she was 14

[maxi-is-not-well]

[florals-cardigan]

IM SCREAMING

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[obeymeluv]

My week needs this 😐

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[princesscas]

How it feels to read a really good fic and find the author has dozens more like it 

[hellfire--cult]

me eating up @andvys masterlist back in 2023