ThatOneJewBoy

PunGasm inbound

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Man my ass is so phat that everyone else should start calling there's a gluteus minimus, because mine is the gluteus maximus

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When someone tries to convince you that because they're a 0 and their partner is a 1 that together they're a 10

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You think cappuccino art came about because some smart ass kid was told not to play with his food, so he played with his drink

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Nothing is faster than a teenager trying to exit a chat room when they checked to see if the other person saw it and they see that person typing

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Do you ever get mad at someone to the point where you’re just like “I don’t wanna talk to you, I want you to want to talk to me”

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As an anxious person, you should avoid clubs just so people won't make Panic! At The Disco jokes out of you

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Rule Number 1 for my future wife “Must be willing to play footsies under the table with me”

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Jay Z should meet with Chance the rapper to make his I’m Sorry song for Beyónce, they can call it “Second Chance the Rapper”

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Well, I just looked at a “how to” web page and said to myself “this isn’t wikihow”, like is there a lower point in life or have I found rock bottom

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Signs as Panic! At the disco members

Aries: Brendon Urie

Taurus: Brendon Urie

Gemini: Brendon Urie

Cancer: Brendon Urie

Leo: Brendon Urie

Virgo: Brendon Urie

Libra: Brendon Urie

Scorpio: Brendon Urie

Sagittarius: Brendon Urie

Capricorn: Brendon Urie

Aquarius: Brendon Urie

Pisces: Brendon Urie

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Instead of Panic! At the Disco

Mildly Alarmed! On the dance floor

[a-void-now]

Anxiety! At a party😝 Jk anxiety is no joke

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Do you ever want a zombie apocalypse just so you can prove you’re tough, but then at the same time you cried during Bambi

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Pulling out an earbud when someone enters the room is the 21st century’s ultimate sign of respect.

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You better believe I’ll have a 21st Century Breakdown if someone interrupts my Green Day

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Instead of Panic! At the Disco

Mildly Alarmed! On the dance floor

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How is it that characters in post apocalyptic worlds, HAVE MORE DAMN CLOTHES THAN ME