I fell in love and it's pretty fucking ballin.

[cryptidcola]

[amphiaria-deactivated20250226]

you only get this achievement if you were here and posting the entire time

[theweirdwideweb]

[vblr-deactivated20220113]

this will never not be funny to me

[vblr-deactivated20220113]

i think as op i shd give the context here...they're talking about the fucking hamburglar ❤️

[talesfromthecrypts]

Scott Pilgrim vs the World (2010) dir. Edgar Wright

[normal-horoscopes]

[gelsoup]

He had a nice time : )

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[thememedaddy]

me irl

[writhe]

YOU WILL NEVER ANTICIPATE THE DEPTH & IMMESITY OF THE LOVE YOU WILL ONE DAY FEEL

[johntorrington]

valentine’s day coming up means you gotta deal with those annoying bitches who go out of the way to let everyone know they hate romance and valentine’s day. maybe buy a pink teddy bear and eat some candy hearts and you’ll feel better

[johntorrington]

why y’all so pressed about this post. have you considered mayhaps eating some candy hearts

[fireproofs]

dream job?

i simply do not dream of labor

[ruinedchildhood]

[paper-mario-wiki]

one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.

from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.

[1940sbusinessbeaver-deactivated]

Now you’ve thrown them off their rhythm

[mens-rights-activia]

Sip sip babes

[archangelazrael3326]

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU DO THAT

[mens-rights-activia]

my thrussy stays gaping, that’s how

[damonturk]

you really making us read those words with our own two eyes huh

[mens-rights-activia]

[thickness-protection-program]

“BITCH. Ha ha! Why you mad?? Cuz my thrussy pops severely *snaps* and yours DONT-AH”

[kazoracht]

[rockn-roll-cat-deactivated20211]

i will always find this more impressive than the “girl drinks x amount of alcohol in x seconds” videos not that that shit aint impressive too but this just radiates bad bitch wholesomeness. 

[meanplastic]

This iconic “makeover” on 10 Years Younger.

[encriptado]

[fireblenders]

[whoredrigo]

I’d sue them for this omg

[atrisk]

are you supposed to eat the whole brownie

[atrisk]

[trapcard]

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

[constable-frozen]

The Great Gatsby (2013)