truly the sideblog

[thatonesideblogreal]

My legal name is actually ASCII art of the CVS receipt my mother bought plan B on to try to abort me before I was born. A token of her appreciation

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Headless Horseman gives mediocre head. You'd think the flames would make it a little more interesting but surprisingly not. And he had that stupid mug carved all over his face. Kinda hard to revieve head when the giver has "world's #1 dad" carved on it. The # felt pretty good tho

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The little retail worker that could: actually work 40 hours a week and not want to pull an Amazon warehouse in the whole store

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Chicago CTA 9080's hairspray London Cleary David clearly peer review feel me bang for your buck tied to the back of the truck suck and fuck pump and dump scheme the most American thing I've ever seen 9/11 felony count of 7

[thatonesideblogreal]

Flew down to Manhattan, Illinois just to give the empire stale building a piece of my

> Beutiful

> Sacreligious

> Endothermic

> bodacious

> wormed

> quenching

> deceased

Mind :÷p

[thatonesideblogreal]

Celesteela named Katy Perry

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Nightmare blunt rotation me myself and i

[thatonesideblogreal]

I think I almost got struck by lightning today. I'm not sure, cause I was in my car and I looked down to start my Spotify and I see this blinding light which was almost purple-ish around the edges. The strike was loud as fuck But I'm pretty sure it's cause that batch was low key angry that he missed me. I drove off fast as fuck

[thatonesideblogreal]

Rotting in the breakroom with the 20 packs of radioactive oreos which taste normal but turn your mouth and fingers and shit blue. They're also marvel branded.

[scooterplastic]

[2colde]

[noxidae]

[ID: Tweet by trash jones @.jzux, "by age 30 you should have one harrowing friendship breakup that you talk about with the fragile stoicism of a Vietnam veteran". End ID.]

[rowanisawriter]

2026

DO THE ABSOLUTE MINIMUM AT WORK. MAKE ART THAT HURTS. ABANDON ALL GUILT AND SHAME. DONT LET THEM KILL YOUR SOUL. BECOME YOUR OWN PERSONAL GOD. GROW SPIKES. DONT LET THEM KILL YOUR SOUL

[thatonesideblogreal]

White boy is served karmic justice from ordering white people food at the Chinese karaoke bbq: mild tummy ache the next morning

[milfsisyphus]

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

[thatonesideblogreal]

heres a bunch of different images of me torturing nubby from hit video game nubby's number factory

I feel as if I captured his visage accurately

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me when the visual novels suddenly gain qte's and a boss fight where i have to parry the homophobic remarks of the bl love interest using the incredible yaoi hands of the most obnoxiously haired protagonist:

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I want an anime where it's literally just a group of employees working at target or smth but it's played up with all the seriousness of a fantasy anime