[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

what should I wear to an event tonight where I will see someone I dislike?

t-shirt with their social security number printed on it but don’t tell anyone else what it is. they’ll know and that’s what matters

[trainthief]

shoutout to the Twink at the front desk of the natural history museum who let me go into their Yellowstone exhibit for free. also shoutout to my laptop for auto-capitalizing Twink. always nice to see respect for our troops 

[theofficialvincenzo]

The Area 51 raid was like, the absolute opposite of Dashcon. Like this was an event that was comically not supposed to work, but you crazy sons of bitches actually managed to show up and just throw an alien-themed party while armed gaurds stood angrily on the sidelines. It was JUST as stupid as the memes said it would be and nobody thought anything would happen

Well done

[jongyyy]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

“feminism is when my wife takes care of my daughter and I don’t help

[christianstepmoms]

I love how he assumes that post-natal abortions are a real thing.

[gorps]

they are and I’m about to postnatally abort ben shapiro

[honey-pad]

GO AWAY !

[princesstigerbelle]

Mad

[dailyvillanelle]

You are such an asshole.

[ruinedchildhood]

[kiwipeel]

why they gotta play abba in grocery stores………………. what kind of cruel torment is that…………. you can’t just put me, a gay, in a public area where literally every single human has to visit … and play voulez-vous.. what am i meant to do?? NOT go berserk?? NOT give in to the most primal desires to dance and sing etched into my gay ass bones?? YOU EXPECT ME to sit here and browse tinned peaches with fucking ABBA playing through shitty tinny ass public speakers?? 

[ahkmenrah]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

CELINE DION UTTERLY UNDID ME

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

every time i talk to a man for more than about ten minutes i’m like i’ve uncovered the real identity of jack the ripper it’s matthew from my gender studies tutorial group 

[goldring]

they know.

[goldring]

it was a good run

[babyboomerbullshit]

admin: this one is good actually

[duzy-pies]

Never underestimate the powers that cat

[dankmemeuniversity]

[smellyoldblanket]

[maxi-snacks]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[moistmailman]

The camera moved and showed these guys’ reaction to the kid.

[escapekit]

Passport Photo Series London-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing full wine glasses along their arms, taped to a wall, or even on fire.