Violas for the win

Play a duet with me and I'll love you.

[indian-girl-deactivated20180502]

[paxbby-deactivated20180604]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[adapto]

Bye

[collegiate-confession]

[windowgaze-blog]

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

[faggottt]

[zappavolta]

[shittyidea]

Straight signal to tell other drivers that you’re not turning

[blacberries]

my mom sent this text when i was late for our breakfast date and it sounds like text posts tht yall make

[thebootydiaries]

me: hi ma'am how are u today

customer: *ignores me*

me:

[tinderventure]

[ccaesarsalad]

“ 2) Please “

[viralvdio-blog]

[laughcentre]

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

[colchrishadfield]

Canadians think of every emergency.

[garfdied]

when you high-key have abandonment issues but gotta keep totally chill™ so they don’t actually leave you forever

[quecono]

Me as a lawyer

BUT, your honor, I googled it twice 

[bang]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

God