Horror Queen

I don’t come on here anymore, I just kinda come in occasionally to check on the dumpster fire

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

[birdpal]

my favorite character from lord of the rings

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

great names for triplets

waluigi

wal2igi

waluig3

[omghotmemes]

10/10 would visit again

[communistbussy]

[theawkwardgayfanboy]

[lonefemalewolf]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Waste their time AND get three prostate orgasms out of it?! Legendary

[weaver-z]

Why do right-wing memes make us look so cool. I support these gay anarchists and their dog backpack

[mischievousquokka]

Do you always get smooches and a dachshund from joining antifa? If the answer is yes, how do I?

[weaver-z]

I love your enthusiasm but have you ever seen a dachsund in your earthly life

[firefox-official]

who here self identifies as a nerd

[enbeemagical]

*raises hand* nerd; subspecies geek; type: fangirl; categories: TDP, A:TLA, WOF, MCU, POTO, M:TOLBACN, other miscellaneous

[firefox-official]

girl what

[morbidlycrunchy]

please say date of origin

[firefox-official]

this is from today

[adonischildsupportcase]

[thyrell]

repeat after me: spraying me with a spray bottle will not deter me from any activities. if i am on a counter or in a pantry, and i am sprayed by a spray bottle, i will enjoy it. being misted feels nice and is good for my skin. kill politicians.

[aaallex]

Miw fandom! Let's make a petition for Chris to bring back the skiiiirt

[alphacrone]

i feel like everyone’s forgotten some Covid basics so please let me remind you:

Your mask protects others more than it protects you

You can still spread covid even if you’re vaccinated or not showing any symptoms

The more this spreads around, the more mutated variants of the virus will appear and they WILL be stronger than the original

so like maybe stop being a little bitch and endangering others because you really, really needed to go out to dinner or get fucked up at a bar instead of in your home like a respectable person

[moonemojii]

[disco-cheese]

IM LAUGHING AT THIS HEADLINE

[cuteasianboyfriend]

when a hot person walks by and accidentally rubs against you

[pamesjatterson]

One of the worst feelings is when you feel a hyperfixiation slipping.. Like no.. Youre so sexy pls keep giving me happy chemical

[therainbowgorilla]

Girl help I'm losing my fixation

[rattle-my-stars]

That's me in the corner

That's me in the spotlight

Losing my fixation

[thebootydiaries]

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.

me:

me: is that the sun

[thebootydiaries]

tumblr's draconian meme dictator: and this weeks overly passionate meme is *spins wheel* COLE SLAW!

the citizens of tumblr, thirsty for the meme and chanting in unison: COLE SLAW COLE SLAW COLE SLAW

[thebootydiaries]

me whenever anyone looks at me: *peace sign*