Somepanbastard

She/They a minor recently dubbed queen of angst

[thatpanbastard]

😚✌️

The sexual tension between me and:

Not eating and sleeping

[hawberries]

happy lunar new year! tomorrow is 春节! please lead us gently into the year of the tiger 🐮🐯

[image is a cartoon drawing of a smiling ox leading a tiger cub, who is holding the ox’s tail in its mouth. 新年快乐！ is written above them.]

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Moving out of the apartment

[cecilyjeanne]

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

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STORY TIME!

So in undergrad, my bestie lived in a true shithole of an apartment. When he moved in, he threw a housewarming party and brought out a bunch of washable markers and let us all draw on the walls. Being a tribe of feral assholes, we started competing to see who could draw the most obnoxious/offensive things. IIRC, there was George Bush frenching Ronald Regan, a skeleton with tits, some very rude portraits of the pope, etc etc.

now one of our friends who I hope to god has gone to therapy since then shut himself up in the walk in closet and painted the entire back of the door. He wouldn’t let anyone see it til he was done, and guys, I had nightmares about it. He’d driven a lovecraftian monster like you wouldn’t believe. It had eyes where it shouldn’t have eyes, teeth where it shouldn’t have teeth, and no matter where you stood it looked at you. We were all suitably impressed and horrified.

Anyway four years later bestie moves out and repaints the entire apartment.

Years and years later, I was talking to him and brought up the closet door monster. he visibly paled and confessed “oh god, I forgot to paint the inside of the door”

[richterbelmont]

then and now (insp)

[homunculus-argument]

this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive

[thatpanbastard]

Help

[naslostcontrol]

Arcane: League of Legends (2021-??)

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Feefal on Instagram / Tumblr

[pwesident]

sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing

[wheezinghorre]

until the demon living under your bed rips it off and has full access to your body

[pwesident]

and the demon is probably hot so she can do what she wants what’s your point

[pwesident]

a lot more likes than reblogs on this post bc this webbed site is full of cowards that know im right

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@sobbing-space-trash

[mintchipped]

reblog to give a trans person soup

[extraisthmus-deactivated2023031]

WIP intro/writeblr intro! 

hello friends, I never posted an official intro so here it is! ~ Really trying to dive deeper into the community so please reblog if you’re an active writeblr (or artblrs too!), especially sci-fi, fantasy, action or alien related!

*this blog really only concerns one project, hence why I am doing the intros all in one post. 

WIP:  I S T H M U S

tag: #isthmusstory

genre: sci-fantasy, sci-fi, thriller, action, adventure, space epic

audience: adult

type: book one | trilogy

POV: third person, past tense, multiple POV

status: first draft- in progress

word count: ~70k/~160k+

media influences/comparisons:

Cinema~ Avatar meets Alien meets Shrek (sorry not sorry)

Literature~ Call of the Wild meets Alien meets Anthem (but more stupid)

tropes, themes, & features: enemies to friends to lovers, underdog, band of misfits, found family, political themes, poc representation, lgbtq+ representation, lgbtq+ romance, frenemies, satire, colonization, political uprising, social reform, rebellion, revolution, material vs intrinsic value, forbidden friends/lovers, alien/human contact, worldbuilding, interactive story, dual plot, dual POVs, comedy, prophecy, spirituality, environmental responsibility, segregation to inclusivity

trigger warning: extreme violence, gore, military hazing, bullying, sexual harassment, alcohol abuse, adult themes, sex scenes, discrimination, adult language, bigotry, racism, abuse, war, smut

brief synopsis:

A crew of human settlers seeks refuge for their species as Earth withers away. A dwarf planet on the outskirts of the Milky Way is a promising candidate, until the settlers realize the planet is already inhabited.

It’s residents, the ghaengste, are highly intelligent and bloodthirsty and they’re facing their own societal turmoil of racism, oppression, and war. A group of young misfit ghaengste organize a rebellion with the goal of integrating their society and ending the needless slaughter.

full synopsis:

Planet 7355264Z, known by the natives as Matka, is divided by four races: forest ghaengste, sky ghaengste, ocean ghaengste, and mountain ghaengste. These elements are eternally at war with each other, because of a feud that started long before our own earth was formed. Much innocent blood has been shed over the cultural belief that if it is not the same element as you, it must be killed. Until one outcast learns the truth. The truth of what Matka was before the bloodshed, before the feud, and before the lies. The Sky, The Forest, The Ocean, and The Mountain must join once again to bridge the gap created by time, bring their species to harmony, and end the bloodshed. The story of Isthmus follows two separate plot lines: The journey of four young ghaengste taking on the perilous feat of reuniting their people, and the dastardly adventure of a group of human settlers to at first survive, and then to discover truly what makes them human. The survival of both species is contingent only upon their ability to right the wrongs of their tainted pasts and avoid the grave mistakes made by generations before. May Matka have mercy on them all.

In short:

The ghaengste- a highly intelligent species of giant feral aliens that have a nasty habit of slaughtering everything in sight.

Expedition Remus- a crew of humans that are almost as unprepared to survive giant murderous monsters as they are to spend four years in close quarters with each other.

What could go wrong?

~writeblr intro below the cut~

Keep reading

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discuss

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Did Tech really slipped? 😅

[kurrpip]

Here’s a Clone Wars actors AU, I guess. It’s still in the world of Star Wars, so the aliens are real, but the war and the Jedi and Sith are made up.

Palpatine is the producer and main writer/ director

I don’t have an explication for the clones, but I didn’t want them to be a CGI army so the boys are all here.

Part 2 here

Part 3 here

[kurrpip]

Clone Wars actor AU part 2 where I cope with the most painful episodes by giving them funny behind the scenes

Part 1 here 

Part 3 here

I just realized I forgot to add Savage in that first one so let’s say he went to get a drink. It’s important to stay hydrated!

[kurrpip]

Star Wars actor AU part 3. A little more all over the place in the timeline than the other 2.

After 7 seasons, their tactic for jedi catching their lightsaber with the force is still for someone off-camera to throw it at them. 

After take 13 Ahsoka just decides to join the dark side.

Part 1

Part 2

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Where is the Justice

Senator y/n is sick of the lies of both the Jedi and the chancellor

Thanks @mimi10134 for the inspiration it was an absolutely fascinating consept

“Senator l/n to what do I owe this pleasure.” The chancellors oily voice was like nails on a chalkboard. Senators Amidala Organa and Burtoni along with Yoda and the republics poster boys Skywalker and Kenobi.

“What is this.” I slid a bill across his desk.

“It’s our new military spending bill. Senator I don’t quite understand what you’re getting at.” The chancellor leaned against his desk.

“This “”bill”” pulls funding from our social services department. We can’t afford to pull funding from them. They’re running on nothing.”

“It’s a small price to pay for justice.” The Chancellor stood bristling.

“Where is the justice in stripping funding from our healthcare services? Electricity? Child care? Schools? Our people are suffering because of our choices.”

“Your simple arguments have all been made before.” He sent a pointed look to Organa and Amidala.” The worlds not black an white. The choice not either or.”

You scowled at him.” Then perhaps it’s time we drain the color from it then. Till we’re back to seeing black and white; and wrong and right again. The citizens of the Republic will be hurt by this bill. Can’t you see it. People are starving to death because we’ve pulled so much funding. Children can’t get an education. Your excellency we cannot pass this bill. I know there are plenty of senators who’d support me on this.” Your voice becoming more and more pleading.

“This bill would help protect the government.” Senator Burtoni protested.

“This bill would make you rich Senator.” You stared the much taller woman down.” The only thing the Republic would benefit from is reducing military spending.”

“Senator L/n what your propose could cripple our war efforts against the separatists.” Skywalker objected. Ever the Chancellors pet you thought quietly to yourself. Skywalker scowled as Kenobi placed a hand against his mouth almost stifling a chuckle.

“We cannot afford for this bill to pass. I believe the Jedi should not be involved in such private discussions.”

“The Jedi are serving as Generals for the GAR Senator. I believe it’s fair they hear our opinions on the war effort.” Palpatine waved away your suggestion.” Besides I trust Master Kenobi and Knight Skywalker.”

“I think Senator L/n has point.” Senator Organa clapped you on the shoulder. “I will not be supporting the new spending bill.”

“Neither will I your excellency.” Senator Amidala stood up dusting off the front of her dress.

“The new military spending bill will be passed.” The chancellor reported. Your aid looked at you apologetically.

“Chancellor how. More than half of the senate voted against this bill?” Your pod flew out to meet him.

“Unfortunately due to the state of the Republic I’ve pulled emergency powers Senator. Is there a problem.” He looked down at you. A sudden icy chill gripped you

“No your excellency.”

There is no justice in the senates eyes. For the people for the Republic. Only senseless war and violence