Peter Kyle Parker🏳️‍⚧️

Hiii arachnid

@mischievouspurpose

I'm also a human being???

Hm yes dahling i can see that but you're also an arachnid! No?

Nope, just a totally normal teenager.... Nothing to see here..

I could've sworn you're like at least part arachnoid!

I- ..I need to get better at sarcasm.

.....and i need fo get better at picking it.

How have you been?

The evil men banished me to the evil land again!!! Glad i escaped..

Evil land.... Do you mean the DMV?

Uhhhhh nooo i think they were called tva ??

THEY'RE AROUND HERE!?

Uhhhhhhhheeehhhhhh not now??? Actually aren't they like omnipresent omnipotent or smth smth??? Uhhhh....lame to be honest

Are they still after you...?

Hiii arachnid

@mischievouspurpose

I'm also a human being???

Hm yes dahling i can see that but you're also an arachnid! No?

Nope, just a totally normal teenager.... Nothing to see here..

I could've sworn you're like at least part arachnoid!

I- ..I need to get better at sarcasm.

.....and i need fo get better at picking it.

How have you been?

The evil men banished me to the evil land again!!! Glad i escaped..

Evil land.... Do you mean the DMV?

Uhhhhh nooo i think they were called tva ??

THEY'RE AROUND HERE!?

Hiii arachnid

@mischievouspurpose

I'm also a human being???

Hm yes dahling i can see that but you're also an arachnid! No?

Nope, just a totally normal teenager.... Nothing to see here..

I could've sworn you're like at least part arachnoid!

I- ..I need to get better at sarcasm.

.....and i need fo get better at picking it.

How have you been?

The evil men banished me to the evil land again!!! Glad i escaped..

Evil land.... Do you mean the DMV?

emma-hope-stark-official

Emma, I'm good at being sarcastic.. Right?

@thatpeterbparker

Well, you definitely use it often enough to be considered a professional in sarcasm.

That means a lot🥹

emma-hope-stark-official

:)

I am pleasantly surprised by the lack of sarcasm there.

I'm in recovery,

my bother is either really stupid or he's trying to poison me 🫶

Huh, who's this about?

idk!! one of our million siblings, DEFINITELY not you..

Of course

love u my amazing brother 🫶

Aww right back at you, even though I know you'd trade me for 20 bucks 🫶

WOULD NOTTTT! ur worth more that twenty bucks, that would be a rip off

..Thank you..?

my bother is either really stupid or he's trying to poison me 🫶

Huh, who's this about?

idk!! one of our million siblings, DEFINITELY not you..

Of course

love u my amazing brother 🫶

Aww right back at you, even though I know you'd trade me for 20 bucks 🫶

emma-hope-stark-official

Emma, I'm good at being sarcastic.. Right?

@thatpeterbparker

Well, you definitely use it often enough to be considered a professional in sarcasm.

That means a lot🥹

my bother is either really stupid or he's trying to poison me 🫶

Huh, who's this about?

idk!! one of our million siblings, DEFINITELY not you..

Of course

my bother is either really stupid or he's trying to poison me 🫶

Huh, who's this about?

weird cowlick with a buzzcut is not for the weak send help

Ive got some homemade gel?

YES PLZ

Awesome! I found it behind a dumpster

peter wtf how is that homemade what if it makes my hair fall out :'(

It says homemade on the front!

I use it all the time it's great

ykw, i think im alright without it, thanks pete!

No I insist!

ohh. no im ok 😊 ty

Well, if you need some I have tons!

weird cowlick with a buzzcut is not for the weak send help

Ive got some homemade gel?

YES PLZ

Awesome! I found it behind a dumpster

peter wtf how is that homemade what if it makes my hair fall out :'(

It says homemade on the front!

I use it all the time it's great

ykw, i think im alright without it, thanks pete!

No I insist!

weird cowlick with a buzzcut is not for the weak send help

Ive got some homemade gel?

YES PLZ

Awesome! I found it behind a dumpster

peter wtf how is that homemade what if it makes my hair fall out :'(

It says homemade on the front!

I use it all the time it's great

They are going to make me wear a dress.

@thatpeterbparker

awww you might look cool though.. do a little twirl!

I'm not meant to be a drag queen :(

then you can be a very swaggy boy in a dress. duh 🫶

My swag meter is in the sewers but thank you for the vote of confidence

the most manly dress i ever did see

Why are you talking like you're in the wild west? 😭

maybe i aspire to be a cowboy when i grow up. do you have a problem with cowboys pete? ☹️

I do but for you I'll make an exception

awwwww whats wrong with cowboys?

I got attacked by a group of them once,

why does everyone have something against you? what did you to to make everyone hate you man 😭

I have a punchable face,

Have you not been beaten up by cowboys?

not yet..?

Oh they'll get ya

weird cowlick with a buzzcut is not for the weak send help

Ive got some homemade gel?

YES PLZ

Awesome! I found it behind a dumpster

They are going to make me wear a dress.

@thatpeterbparker

awww you might look cool though.. do a little twirl!

I'm not meant to be a drag queen :(

then you can be a very swaggy boy in a dress. duh 🫶

My swag meter is in the sewers but thank you for the vote of confidence

the most manly dress i ever did see

Why are you talking like you're in the wild west? 😭

maybe i aspire to be a cowboy when i grow up. do you have a problem with cowboys pete? ☹️

I do but for you I'll make an exception

awwwww whats wrong with cowboys?

I got attacked by a group of them once,

why does everyone have something against you? what did you to to make everyone hate you man 😭

I have a punchable face,

Have you not been beaten up by cowboys?

weird cowlick with a buzzcut is not for the weak send help