Siya

Danger! woman at work. We'll be back shortly.

[gudaho]

Since Shrek is a fairytale parody it makes complete sense to have a villain who is literally a fairy godmother and the choice to make her manipulative and blackmailing with every gift of magic she preforms adds a layer of maturity of the series.

Fairy Godmother made it incredibly evident that the perfect fairytale endings were performative suburban wetdreams meant to bind people into a perfect image that needed her constant help to maintain. A perfect foil to a protagonist like Shrek who’s identity is being the ugly creature who shouldn’t have found happiness but did.

[toastbutteregg]

this sounds like me

[thats-ria]

so like does cheese kill germs or na?

[spongebrah-deactivated20171026]

[thats-ria]

My high functioning depression and anxiety be like <3 <3

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[primarybufferpanel]

May we live in very uninteresting times

[mousathe14]

This post is a week old and aged like curdled milk almost instantaneously

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

Air Himbo

Water Himbo

Earth Himbo

Fire Himbo

[immaplatypus]

@crvggio​ I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years

[demigoddessqueens]

And the Avatar

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

Reblogging again because that last addition is IMPORTANT

[mypunkpansexualtwin]

But when the world needed him most, he pulled the wrong lever...

[aidashakur]

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

[foxyj26]

A better situation

[yllwlotus]

A healthier, more peaceful, positive situation.

[zaddybonglegs-deactivated202305]

The hard work is paying off

[78-s-deactivated20250512]

All i do is listen to music and overthink shit

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

Full offence, and I say this as a fully fledged homosexual male who sucks dick for breakfast, but female strippers absolutely outclass the FUCK out of male “strippers” like catch the ladies working the pole at some skeavy-ass strip joint for probably twenty bucks an hour sliding that pussy up and down the pole like she’s a damn acrobatic in full platform stiletto pumps, beat for the gods, hair snatched like it’s no big deal then you walk into the gay bar and find some overpaid muscle queen shuffling around in Andrew Christian underwear to a shitty Cardi B remix like

fucking tragic is what it is

[c3nric-deactivated20220627]

GO OFF SIS

[ninetoedsloth-deactivated201812]

He’s not wrong

[alexander]

[gryffodair]

Today in "Unnecessarily Gendered Products" : White Now Men

THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN

OK first that looks weird

…………. aaaaand this is disgusting

………….wait

WHAT THE FUCK

whaaaaat ?

that was weird ….

[notgivingin-swim-deactivated201]

posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went

“hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me”

[gryffodair]

that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt

[firesuns-archive]

like obviously i hate buzzfeed and would never work at a place that has such a large hand in destroying serious journalism but i cannot deny that it would be literally the sweetest gig of all time. work in an office with a bunch of other hungover 29 year olds, screenshot posts made by 16 year olds on tumblr who are funnier and smarter than i am and call it an article complete with my own byline, and finish off my day by getting drunk on camera and being paid to do it. that’s the fucking life babey

[bombing]

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

[sosuperawesome]

Landscape Oil Paintings

Heidi Annalise on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Art tags

[karnalesbian]

[coolestkidintown]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[strangeparker]

[k-eke]

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[fixedyourmeme]