Aaronisms

A blog full of quotes from my little brother Aaron who has a very interesting way of thinking and saying things

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Aaronisms #81

Chocolate the hell out of this smoothie

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Aaronisms #80

Mother nature was on her hands and knees, and your generation kicked her in the stomach.

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Aaronisms #79

Litter on a cats nose is like toilet paper on the bottom of your shoe

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Aaronisms #78

I can read a barcode off a zebra's ass

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Aaronisms #77

Sandwiches don't normally stand up.

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Aaronisms #76

I'll put you in the footnotes of my suicide note

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Aaronisms #75

Dad made me eat a piece of wood.

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Aaronisms #74

These doughnuts taste like the word 'wet'.

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Aaronisms #73

You know what they say, Mama didn't raise no bitch

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Aaronisms #72

I have cabin fever. You're lucky I don't have a typewriter and an axe!

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Aaronisms #71

Her name is Angela Fish, haha poisson!

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Aaronisms #70

*During a lull at dinner. "So can you microwave sweatpants?"

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Aaronisms #69

You’re gonna find me hanging from the rafters with Peter Cottontail playing.

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Aaronisms #68

What’s guten in the tagen!

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Aaronism #67

I’m able to tie a noose in 17 different ways.

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Aaronism #66

“Respect your elders!”

“Aaron you’re younger than me.”

“Yeah, but I’m practically 60 in my physical shape.”

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Aaronisms #65

Don’t you reiki me, I’m married!