That's a Shayne

Yikes. "I guess you can call me a concerned third party."

[harrypotterhousequotes]

HUFFLEPUFF: “Broken things can be fixed and healed. Nothing is too difficult or too dirty to clean.” –Marika McCoola (Baba Yaga’s Assistant)

[writterings]

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

[femonologue]

[thecryptkeeper]

a weak fool: no one would fuck the hulk

thor:

[ow-dva]

LEST WE FORGET

[my-homosexual-romance]

[poemsquoteswords]

“I’m not sure which is worse: intense feeling, or the absence of it.”

— Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin (via the-book-diaries)

[bargalaxies]

are you not carrying?

[3.03] lady killer × requested by anonymous

[chaofruity]

hey everyone try this

Shut up

[1-800-fuckyou]

[chaofruity]

[1-800-fuckyou]

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

nb dysphoria is… weird

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

i dont wanna look like a guy or a girl i want people to see me and be like “what the fuck”

[inkybinky]

I wanna look like this

[lollytea]

wearing shorts with a hoodie is such a gay and dumbass move. like are you hot or cold bitch???

[lastoneout]

its cute

[lollytea]

[whythinktoomuch]

kara: Lena… I’m an alien.

lena, stoned out of her mind: Yeah, same. Emigrated straight from Ireland.

[whythinktoomuch]

kara: *hovering a foot off the ground*

lena: *trying to say ‘Kara, are you high??’ for the past 10 minutes, but laughing too hysterically to do so*

[poemswords]

[chrishallbeck]

[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[back-that-sass-up]

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

[oroborochi]

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

[disastrousqueer]

i need that

[feralpussylover]

My url is pretty vanilla I doubt something will happen even

[feralpussylover]

Woah thanks anon!!💞❤👀

[anonymously-not-deactivated2021]

I don’t even think that’ll happen to me in the next 9000 years

[kaz3313]

Hope it happens, but my url is just a nickname

Edit- I love the one I got :>

[hetalia-text-messages]

Go on.

[dissonant-aria]

Hit me.

[asmund-scion-of-ice]

[justtryingtobemee]

Yessssss pleaseeeee

[textsfromsoumako]

Let’s dance.

[cynicallyneutral]

HECK I GOT ONE THIS IS UNREAL

[artorbust-deactivated20211111]

OHMYGOD H O W

[tapdancingaway]

I hope

[pastelvirgil]

it actually happened holy shit

[pidginyapping]

hm my url’s kind of odd i dunno abt this

[vampir3-mon3y]

Y’all-

[raccoontime]

🅱️lease

[holylightwolf-deactivated202103]

My name is perfect for this. Hit me with your best shot.

[allycattiny]

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!

[the-foxy-dreamer]

This ought to be good

[exerian-deactivated20181214]

I dare you.

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

I want this.

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

I GOT ONE!

Thank you, @killthefangirl !!!

[local-femme-lesbo]

If I get one please make it gay

[thatsashayne]

Omg please

[insignificantnobody]

“Oh no,” I whisper as I come across a 150,000 word fanfic at 11pm.

“Oh dear,” I whine as I open the fic and see it was completed only weeks ago and has good reviews.

“Oh god,” I complain at 4am when I have to decide between sleep and another chapter.

[ncnova-archived-deactivated2019]

[parakeet]

dude came into my work and was whistling along to the christmas music we’re playing so i asked him if he was excited for christmas and he said ‘i’m just excited about everything! :)’ what a pleasant answer

[wishingformemoria]

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

[wishingformemoria]

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.