I'm not saying everybody needs to have, like, a collection of creepy dolls, disconcerting figurines, and/or mildly horrifying puppets, but if you don't have at least one kicking around somewhere I feel you're missing something essential in your life.
#an obnoxious garden gnome is also acceptable
How do you make the garden gnome obnoxious exactly?
I'd like to propose: bagpipes.
















