Trash Queen With Big Dreams

Katherine, 19 We are all trash

[justbadpuns]

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a day..

[bpd-candy]

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

Stop

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

[dogsuggest]

Baby dog has huge feets!? Born With so much love for you already, has to be stored in The Toes

[dogsuggest]

[outragedbird]

[sandandglass]

[boss-hoody]

Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?

[garykingoftheworld-deactivated2]

This is his father.

It’s quite possible Rock was indeed born ripped as fuck.

[ad-hominem-sappies-deactivated2]

Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock

[kabber]

The Boulder Johnson

[matberninger]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

*pronounces “champagne” like “lasagne”*

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

do Not

[the-golden-ghost]

*Pronounces “lasagne” like “champagne”*

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

do NOT

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

[meanplastic]

[buuckybaarnes]

i am so small and bitter im like a human espresso

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[normaniclaus-blog]

[itstooch]

Future-me as a parent

[rachelfernss]

Time to get festive ;))

[supers-luthors]

I know this doesn’t go with my blog theme at all but I am crying laughing

[27-tater-tots]

i love how they couldnt control their laughter as well

[za-fone-deactivated20250111]

@soyulhee @clbeskimo

[meanplastic]

[2ad]

Life really isn’t what I expected it to be

[chessys]

less quicksand

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

almost no quicksand to be honest

[spaceyam]

lots of metaphorical quicksand tho

[shencomix]