she will buckle to that sound

southern style trash can

[fuckyeahsergeantcalhoun]

The Best of Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun

[1-800-hellyeah]

I love her rated-E for everyone phrases. We all know how much she wants to swear but can’t because it’s not in her programming.

[dinolich]

My favorite Disney princess

[bashfulgnome]

My favorite Disney QUEEN

[darkmagyk]

Han is all “there’s to much Vader in him,” without mentioning that there is too much Vader in Leia too. 

Like, Bail Organa, bless his poor poor soul, tried to politician the Vader out of her. He tried SO FUCKING HARD. 

But the fact that she abandoned politics to be a General in the Resistance says a lot about her similarities to Anakin Skywalker. 

[persian-slipper]

See, people get it wrong. They assume because Luke got the blond hair and the lightsaber that he is Anakin’s child. He’s not. He’s Padme’s.

Leia, though. Leia is very much Anakin’s child. She is the one with the deep anger in her. She is the one who will bring peace to her new empire freedom and justice back to the galaxy whether the galaxy wants it or not. She is the one who commands armies and amasses followers as easy as breathing. She joined the Rebellion while she was in her teens. She is the one with the spirit of a warrior.

Don’t get me wrong; Bail Organa did his damnedest to raise her in the mold of her mother, fighting her battles in the halls of power with words as her weapons. And she was very good at it. But unlike Padme, Leia’s words always had an edge to them, her tone and meaning always a little too sharp, a little too angry. 

Peace and mercy are the trademarks of Luke and Padme. Justice and order, obtained by whatever means necessary, are the marks of Leia and Anakin.

[spyderqueen]

#you just know if she had a lightsaber on the death star she would have pulled a tusken massacre on the bridge #tarkin vader the techs everyone #dead as soon as she could reach them

[cumaeansibyl]

How the throne room scene actually should’ve gone:

“If you will not turn to the Dark Side, perhaps she will.”

“Pffffthahahahaha yeah, okay Dad, let me know how that turns out. Look, the reason I’m here instead of her is because I want you alive and not a cloud of vaporized plastic. You know she strangled Jabba the Hutt with the chain he put around her neck, right? That’s what she does to people who try to control her. Better tell your Emperor you’re not allowed to have any more ideas.”

[swan2swan]

#this is so true it’s beautiful#I bet Vader almost felt glad every time Luke turned up with the lightsaber when they faced off#Vader was like ‘Oh thank the Force it’s the nice one that got the lightsaber skills’

[lunararcher]

I live seeing analyses like this that I wouldn’t’ve thought of myself.

[elegantmess-southernbelle]

@morgynleri

[tabeticzombie]

Word life.

[deuslex]

alternate dragon age subtitles

Dragon Age: Oh You Want to Romance a Dwarf? Well, Uh, Maybe Later

Dragon Age: If You’re Tired of Fancypants Tolkienian Elves That Have Everything Handed to Them on a Silver Leafy Platter, Have We Got a Story For You

Dragon Age: Sing-Along With Mother Giselle!

Dragon Age: We Put the Eyyyyyyy in Morally Grey

Dragon Age: Every Ancient Order of Honorable Warriors Is Probably Corrupt and/or Keeping More Secrets Than Your Entire Party Put Together

Dragon Age: Those Barriers Can Totally Be Broken Without Magic of the Opposing Type, We Lied (Oops)

Dragon Age: How the FUCK Are You Swinging That 8-Foot Sword

Dragon Age: There’s Either a Billion Dragons That Are a Mild Nuisance Or Ten That Will Violently Destroy You, There Is No Middle Ground

Dragon Age: Chances Are Flemeth Will Never Die, Ever

Dragon Age: If Joan of Arc Got a Little Out of Hand

Dragon Age: Every Time We Tell You Somewhere Is Terrible It Probably Isn’t That Bad (Except Maybe Kirkwall)

Dragon Age: Being an Elf Means You’ll Never Ever Be Happy and Literally No One Cares (Except Possibly Someone Who’d Just as Soon Destroy All of the World, So, Good Luck with That)

Dragon Age: The Myths Are Mostly True and The History Mostly Isn’t

Dragon Age: Magic Is Evil and Terrible and Will Make You a Monster Unless You’re the One Doing It (Or You’re Friends With the One With the Fancy Title)

Dragon Age: Generally Speaking, Everything You Thought Was True Is Probably a Huge Lie Spread By People In Power So They Could Stay That Way

Dragon Age: If You Thought the Real Church Was Fucked Up…

and last but not least

Dragon Age: If You Think You’re in Control, There is Probably a Mage Among Your Friends Who’s Scheming Something That Will Make You an Accessory to Murder and/or World-Destruction But Hasn’t Told You Yet (Sorry)

[hyliandeku]

These are all true.

[cullenaddict]

This sums up the games quite well.  

[spetura]

hi i’m a straight white man and here’s my take on the seven deadly sins

wrath, envy, pride, sloth, greed, gluttony: naked women with slightly different facial expressions

lust: an even more naked woman

[cherloak]

star boy ⭐️

[thejory-deactivated20141123]

[pierre-manslapper]

Looks like a Fallout 3 screenshot.

[yofukit]

Have you heard of the high elves?

[slimetony]

please insult me

jowls

[coughloop]

myes you called for me, sir?

[slimetony]

yes, please insult this person at my behest, im terribly busy writing posts

[coughloop]

Very good sir, I have prepared a mockery for just such an occasion

[coughloop]

[sussuho-deactivated20180628]

That’s how we will remember you, Chape. All the players, all the crew. We are grateful. Very grateful. Thank you for all the smiles you gave us. You made your people happy. And today we cry and pray for you. A young team that never faced relegation and it was about to face it’s first international final match. May God bless all of you. Rest in Peace.

In the loving memory of: Ananias Eloi Monteiro (1989-2016) Arthur Brasiliano Maia (1992-2016) Bruno Rangel Domingues (1981-2016) Ailton Cesar da Silva (1994-2016) Cléber Loureiro (1981-2016) Dener Braz (1991-2016) Filipe Machado (1984-2016) José Paiva (1987-2016) Guilherme Gimenez (1995-2016) Everton Kempes (1982-2016) Lucas Gomes (1990-2016) Matheus Bitencourt (1995-2016) Helio Zampier (1985-2016) Sérgio Barbosa (1989-2016) William de Jesus (1986-2016) Tiago Alves (1994-2016) Josimar Tavares (1986-2016) Marcelo Augusto (1991-2016) Mateus Lucena (1994-2016)

OBRIGADA POR TUDO. DESCANSEM EM PAZ.

Respect.

#ForçaChape

[thatsouthernanthem-archive]

game: [offers a ton of great romance options]

me:

me: but i want that one [points to unromanceable character]

[roguetelemetry]

[igglooaustralia]

No this is not a Renaissance painting. Just Nicki Minaj slaying a white carpet

[fauxfable]

No joke I even see the golden spiral

[veehos-deactivated20181212]

Yeah, it starts right in the bobbies

[thetenderpassion]

[spellcore]

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

[enigmaticagentalice]

my dad’s suggestion for Dragon Age 4: instead of Welsh/Irish, make all the Dalish have really strong Australian accents

he spent most of our gaming session today saying things like ‘ANDARAN ATISH’AN MATE’ and ‘THROW ANOTHER HALLA ON THE BARBIE’ in a really quite terrible Australian accent whenever an elf spoke

[snizabelle]

Shepard and Garrus make up a special friendship handshake that keeps getting more complicated as time goes on and everytime they run into each other they have to perform it perfectly before going back to work

[selinabruce-deactivated20170814]

video game meme - [1/7] male characters: booker dewitt

[robotmango]

PROBLEM: -THE TRUMP TEAM NEEDS TO FILL 3,000 VACANCIES IN THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

WHOA, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?? -they assumed the white house staff would be sticking around, because they never watched “the west wing” and also because they are GRADE A FUCKSTICKS WITH THE INTELLIGENCE OF DEAD PRAWNS, and thus not only do they not have policy papers written, they are also lacking an actual body of qualified staffers ready to slot into white house and related positions -they have bupkis, frankly -whole lotta nothing

SOLUTION: -THEY HAVE PLACED AN OPEN CALL FOR STAFF APPLICATIONS ON THEIR WEBSITE

THAT’S NOT… VERY WEIRD, RIGHT? PEOPLE APPLIED TO WORK FOR OBAMA ONLINE -yeah, and the website looked like this -trump’s call for applications is a trainwreck. i assume it was written by one of trump’s three adult goblins. look at this paragraph:

“You will be asked fill out a Personal Data Statement if you are considered for a specific position. You will be asked about possible conflicts of interest… organization[s] which you belong or once belonged; speeches you may have given… legal, administrative and regulatory proceedings to which you may have been a party; in short, anything that might embarrass the President or you if he should choose you for a position in his administration…… If Senate confirmation is required for the position you are nominated for, the Senate committee that reviews those nominations may ask you to provide additional information.“ 

WAIT…. WHAT?? -just a little casual there, guys, huh? like…. the whole thing makes it sound like they don’t have a vetting team ready to go. it makes it feel like there’s no solid recruitment team or strategy in place and… -oh my God, wait a second -doesn’t that sound kind of like they’re asking people to vet themselves? -maybe because they are so WOEFULLY, CATASTROPHICALLY SHORT-HANDED?????? -pun intended

WHAT DOES ALL THIS MEAN, ORANGE?? -well, i’m glad you asked, it could mean a lot of things -firstly: i wouldn’t trust these sloppy motherfuckers to staff a lemonade stand -secondly: like, YOU could go WORK FOR TRUMP, probably. they are mass-hiring, like a new denny’s franchise. like eight new denny’s franchises clustered around a single interstate exit, shivering in terror. is your head firmly affixed to your body? are you carbon-based?? they badly need people with those qualifications -thirdly: it may also, eventually, mean that the trump white house is going to produce an unheard-of metric fuckton of personnel scandals in its first year, since there’s no voluntary, self-reporting “are you a serial murderer” box to tick -also, do they not understand that people are going to apply just to fuck with them??? and waste their time??? -i don’t recommend it, honestly. i personally will not be submitting any private information to the trump team even as an obstructionist joke, because they are terrifying anti-semitic racist garbage-fucking hate trolls. i wouldn’t voluntarily give them the address of a shoe store. but if you choose to step up and play the game, have fun and be yourselves*

*technically you can be anyone you want, they DON’T APPEAR TO HAVE A VETTING TEAM YET

[maskseller]

THERE’S NO USER LOGIN AND YOU CAN APPLY TO BE IN THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE

[odyshape]

i’ve seen applications/screenings for minimum wage jobs that were 200% more intense than this

[starsallhavenames-deactivated20]

It’s almost like

he’s an incompetent prick

with no idea what he’s doing

?????????