Spooky Name

I’m an adult, 100% an adult, I pay taxes and can drink alcohol Just a step above being a corpse rn Ask to tag, I’m only on mobile so

[valtsv]

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

[valtsv]

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

[half-giant-fighter]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

GAY BRITISH JOHNNY CASH: [realizing this bit is too many degrees of separation from the original and opting for a bait and switch punchline] I shot a man in reno just to watch him die

[cometjuice]

starchild

[armengoldira]

[should-be-sleeping]

Somewhat restrained summer fun.

[pussypopstar]

can I come over and look at you like this

[ssluggishh]

when i tell you i laughed so hard my vision went black for a second

[ssluggishh]

you guys really think i would lie about the minecraft java edition 26.1 herobrine abortion

[thedman0310]

Do they know?

[dogpuppy]

[not-a-smartass-just-a-nerd]

new favorite reaction image just dropped

[zac-oyama]

[howdoesitfeeltobeafreeman]

boys dont cry

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

[insomniac-arrest]

the heavy machinery when I'm on pain meds and not supposed to be operating them

[brosif40]

[hartsnkises]

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[strangerconnection]

Check-Up!

(AF attack on @thatspookydude)

[thatspookydude]

BRB crying

Chiffre is going to get so much love it won’t know what to do