ready to roll into the void

saffy. 18.

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[starlightomatic]

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

[starlightomatic]

this is about google’s ai overview

[finnglas]

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

[jackalope-junction]

Good morning. What diabolical things can I do today.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Found abusive family

[mynorthernattitude]

"you need to let it go"

i'll actually take it to the grave, thanks

[steelycunt]

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

[fairycosmos]

sometimes i just want to shake women who exhaust themselves for the men in their lives like. they would never do that shit for youuuu. they dont even defend you to their friends when youre not around. they would never do that shit for youuuuuuuuu

[sailatina3]

There's a girl out there with a sad life. Her owner beats her. Her neighbor is an asshole. Her family is nuts. Every day for her is hard. But she always rises up again.

Her name... is penis.

[exo-appreciation]

[thrashersasuke]

you can tell men genuinely think they deserve to live

[letterful]

[despazito]

[pansyfemme]

whatever.

[pansyfemme]

i dont caaaaaare

[pansyfemme]

google search how to make someone explode

[r0zeclawz]

game trailers will be like "you can go anywhere you want" I DONT WANNA!!!! I DONT WANNA GO ANYWHERE SHUT UP

[thoodleoo]

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked socrates and he said the only thing he knows is that he knows nothing

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[moleshow]

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads