Slytherin and Proud

JH/Boston/19 Aspiring playwright who has grand aspirations but grim expectations.

[aubrey-plaza]

okay everybody go home this is the best one

[peelingmandarins]

[kaijuno]

Sacred image

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

Look a this photograph

[kaijuno]

[carlisle-the-daddy-cullen]

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

[homofied]

Anna Kendrick couldn’t even remember being in the movie. This is an amazing idea

[swarnpert]

master has passed dobby the blunt

[roblox-oldhead-deactivated20210]

Abba is quite a mood ngl

[mr-downer]

see that girl

[roblox-oldhead-deactivated20210]

watch that scene

[brain-clot-deactivated20210112]

methamphetamine

[thoodleoo]

“why are you like that” well i picked up that big book of illustrated greek myths as a kid and i’ve been this way ever since

[sad-empty-lost]

I want to be held so fucking tight by someone who actually thinks I’m worth something

[jackkdaniels]

we all make fun of Zuko for “that’s rough buddy” but like. how the fuck are you supposed to respond when someone just nonchalantly says “my girlfriend turned into the moon”

[zelda]

[lopmonn]

[catchymemes]

[1st-1]

[iamoutofideas]

you’re too late spiderman I’ve already sucked all the dicks in new york

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

- the john green goblin

[chris-evans]

Don’t fucking touch my bum, bitch! THIS IS THE END (2013) dir. by Evan Goldberg & Seth Rogen

[wadey-wilson]

[oldfilmsflicker]

Olivia, 1951 (dir. Jacqueline Audry)