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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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sheepfilms

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i don't do bad sauce passes

oozey mess

@theartofmadeline

Origami Around
Claire Keane

Discoholic 🪩
Mike Driver

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Love Begins
One Nice Bug Per Day

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@thatswelllush
Leopold Schmutzler (1864 - 1940)
Me: hey do you know what serotonin is?
Brain:
me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends
me, after indulging in aforementioned content:
Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression
Holy shit
That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him
There is a difference in phrasing. Saying you “allowed” me to study theatre rather than saying “provided the opportunity” through funding and supporting my degreee effort is just another form of manipulating and controlling speech and I will not put up with that.
Y'all can gush about m night shyamalan all you want but the biggest plot twist I’ve ever witnessed is Ben stiller releasing some crusty mummy from a sarcophagus and it ending up being the fine ass Rami Malek
No, the biggest plot twist was that they actually cast an Egyptian to play an Egyptian character.
I will reblog this every time i see it
I am so incredibly happy.
What to say during sex
ooh
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ooh ahh ahh
ting
tang
walla walla bing bang
I thought this scene needed to be gifed, so I gifed it.
I have a feeling this is gonna get a LOT of use in the next four years.
That moment of utter disappointment LGBT people go through every now and then
this was so pure
some trends i am really down for
being nice to people working in customer service
girls in thigh-highs
receiving $400,000
pasta
Butterflies
Well he is coming to Salem today. I'm very excited and also beyond nervous.