A Real™️ Adult

They/Them Performer Barry 25

[yournewcryptid]

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

[massivetittiesandwarcrimes]

[redshiftsinger]

@lazywitchling's tags have passed peer review

[vilnmelling]

"It's time to film the Nightmare Time intro! You can do whatever you want, so go crazy."

Corey: "I'm gonna wear a hat!"

Dylan: "Look look look, guys guys guys, I found a tree and a fence!"

Joey: "What if... we wore spooky hoodies and lit out faces with flashlights?" Lauren: "Fuck. Yes."

Jeff: "I have a mirror... I can edit... This is fucking happening. Also, I have fabulous hair and a fan."

Mariah: "This is my model moment" *Fucking eats and leaves no crumbs*

Angela: "I couldn't find my phone, so I filmed on this camera from the 1930s, is that okay?"

James: "I'll just sit in my corner and pull my hood over my face."

Jaime: "I have a prop and I have blue eyes, I'm all set."

Curt: "I figured we could do some spooky lighting." Kim: "Haha yeah, you can do that."

Nick: "I'm only in one clip, so I'll just be myself."

Jon: *P a u l*

[tulipfemme-deactivated20240718]

having a little jingly keychain is all fun and games, until you’re walking around somewhere that’s dead quiet…..like oh i’m sorry i just my trinkets are jangling around……n suddenly your the court jester and everyone is pointing and laughing at you for your noisey fucking keychain…..bobo the clowncore

[itspercyintime]

Nico's like Percy's adopted little brother and I love that so much. He's Percy's little emo Italian street rat that he claimed as his own. Percy takes care of Nico the same way Grover took care of him I'm in shambles

[hermesmyplatonicbeloved]

Nico: I'm in love with you

Percy: I'm literally your older brother stop being so greek 😭

[nervoustoastthing]

random headcannon:

When Annabeth came to camp and found she could read Ancient Greek without the burdens of dyslexia, she was thrilled. Until she found out it was impossible to found books in Ancient Greek. So, when Chiron heard her talking about a book she wanted to read, he’d spend days translating it for her. She’d always find the book laid neatly on her pillow with no clue where it came from, but the sneaking suspicion it was Papa Chiron.

[hey-its-robin00]

Nibbly ate his before it could be sent out to the masses

[demigods-posts]

never thought about the implications of frederick not seeing annabeth for five years. imagine the last thing you have of your daughter is a broken window lock and an unmade bed with cobwebs hanging from the headboard. and then reuniting with her five years later. and she's a foot taller. and her hair once natural is now braided and upkept. and she learned how to tie her shoes without you. and wow do you even know your daughter? and then she turns to face you from across the field. and her eyes are still the stormy gray that you remember. except they're now calculating and cold. searching for the slightest sign of a threat. and your heart sinks to the bottom of your stomach. because look what you put your daughter through.

[come-on-valdez]

My good lord just hit me straight in the feels

[irljekyll]

god i love them

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[movedtofailhag2]

i'm not a shoplifter but i believe in their beliefs

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

we appreciate your support

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

i mean they

[aberrantemotion]

ive been online too much i thought that was a "hey girl I mean they" joke for a solid minute

[my-t4t-romance]

it's ok I thought it said shapeshifters

[dappercyborg]

Nobody on this website can read

[ratsetflummi]

how dare you say that we piss on the poor

[machine-saint]

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

[tincan-tophat]

👀👀👀👀‼️‼️‼️‼️

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

[asexualbookbird]

reblog to EVIL BOOP the person you reblogged from >:3

[quixoticanarchy]

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

[actuallyapathy]

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

[stellarangelic-deactivated20260]

FORESHADOW is the LUBE of storytelling

[dyrewrites]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[creamypancakebatter]

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

[breelandwalker]