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Today's Document
Mike Driver
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
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@thatwasnotblood
i highly doubt anyone has a screenshot of this but please if you happen to have a pic of the tweet of the guy’s package on the roof and the caption says “Are you cunts fucking bent? @auspost” please please please reach out
miracles are real
the fact that i’m not having a picnic under a tree in the forest with my partner right now is absolutely outrageous
Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone
primal memory of rooting around in dirt for little chocolate fish
I don't know which horny writer needs to hear this but your character shouldn't be 17
I feel this could have been designed better.
I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”
Me: what if there aren’t any gardeners or librarians.
Son: there’s always a librarian. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. And it’s a garden, there has to be someone taking care of it or it isn’t really a garden.
Me:
Me: this was supposed to be lighthearted
Daughter: don’t trust the secret librarian.
Son: any librarian who hoards a library to themselves is hiding something.
Daughter: /nods seriously/
Me: why are you two talking as if from experience should I be concerned
The kids are right Jazz
But what if I want to be the secret librarian?
Me: what if you were the secret librarian?
Son: wouldn’t be a secret library. I have nothing to hide.
Daughter: so not a secret librarian. A good librarian.
Me: you two are on a wavelength I can’t understand
What a way to find out your kids went on a whole-ass portal fantasy adventure at some point.
I always thought my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a cringe compilation.
Hamlet.
how dare you make my post funnier
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
i want to live in Dakota Johnson’s brain
Same energy as Pattinson wow
gay🤕irl
mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings
that wasn’t mom
this sounds like me
Losing my mind over this
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Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore
Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:
Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person
Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.
#not with that attitude you can’t
my cousin is literally the most boring person alive
this isn’t very boring to me i’d like to know what the fuck a kitchen dresser is
on all levels except physical i am heart shaped
