It's a despies

You brought us here? I said clandestine

[djkerr]

BTS Slow Horses

📷 @appletv, @hibabennani.1, @jackenglishphotography, @willsmithwriter, @james.rockey.73, @giseleschmidtofficial IG

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[taciturn-nerd]

All the "Austen novels explained badly" Tabloid Covers

Most of the original text is from this post by @redwooding

Re-did the Pride & Prejudice one to look more tabloid-y and changed John Thorpe's caption to the funny version. Note: gigs during the regency period was a type of carriage.

[kaiversustheworld]

sometimes at my day job i look around and think "none of these guys know i'm thinking a fanfic about a musical about a ww2 operation"

[animentality]

[linkloki]

Shakespeare Hunger Games, which duo is making it to the end?

Richard II & Henry Bolingbroke

Benedick & Beatrice

Lady M & Macbeth

Henry VI & Margaret of Anjou

Rosalind & Orlando

Henry V & Hotspur

Antony & Cleopatra

Duke Vincentio & Isabella

Hamlet & Laertes

Brutus & Cassius

Philip (KJ) & Edmund (KL)

Miranda & Ferdinand

Voting ended onJul 4

Add how you think the games will go in the tags

[scribeherself]

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

[scribeherself]

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

[dduane]

”‘Just’ friendship? A poor modifier for so high and honorable a state.”

[thatworksinthreeways]

Fumblr: the dating app for people with no social skills

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you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

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HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

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Plorn

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NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

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technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

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I have something worse

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oh???

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imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

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imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

[mediummarketpaperback]

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

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I have an answer to that one too

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[cogentranting]

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

[elodieunderglass]

Born without a groove 😔

[linguisticparadox]

[telomeke]

With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."

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[aviewtodeath]

this fanfic shit is easy

[malwarechips]

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

[rosexknight]

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

[thatworksinthreeways]

being overtired is like being drunk on time, i consumed too many hours and now I'm going loopy

[thatworksinthreeways]

the irony of being extremely self-conscious but not self-aware, incredibly sensitive about how I appear but no idea how that is

[thebeigelunatics]

SLOW HORSES (2022 —) 🐴✨

PRINCESS CATHERINE STANDISH 👑

[wylansvanhendriks]

jane austen was right!!!!! i AM half agony half hope!!!!! if i loved you less i COULD talk about it more!!!!!!!! i WAS in the middle before i knew i had begun!!!!!!!

[thatworksinthreeways]

getting FAR too into creating a fictional council office for an AU fic