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Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

bowsersex

Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

roguespeedster

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

luthientinuvielss

90s curls really were so special and breathtaking

#reblogging this for one specific moot

spin-the-wheel-polls

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Remaining time: 5 days 18 hours

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

kwriterintraining

I mean... I'm proud of who he is by the end of the movie XD

#Jon Sims!#admittedly I am not very far into TMA but yeah so far I’m proud of him #he’s got a good steady job

avadaniels

The winners of our episode, Siobhan Thompson and Grant O'Brien!

Game Changer Season 8 Episode 3 "Night Shift"

dimensions-allofthem

im obsessed with whatever the hell demi is doing this episode

ministarfruit

I got yet another friend into ace attorney and every time I feel exactly like this

kiisaes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

#carrots and hummus they could never make me hate you #and any and all leafy greens (: which are the actual last veggie I ate

beholdingslut

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

bigfoots-biggest-fan

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

punkrorschach

happy first day of pride everyone

angry-eevee

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.