teach me how to read these broken lines

m / 29

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 5 days 7 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 7 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 7 hours

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[dogpuppy]

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[goldensunset]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

[concerningwolves]

You get bigger so you can store even MORE love and appreciation for the world inside of you

[monsieurenjlolras]

It means you'll be at the antique mall looking at a coffee table and thinking "blorbo and Squimbus would LOVE this coffee table"

[tlirsgender]

I respect gaylors far more than taylor swift herself Or normal swifties there's just a certain je ne sais quois in how confidently insane they are. Bold. Unflinching in their conviction of something that's objectively not fucking true. It's kind of inspiring. They go beyond the average rpfer they're not even shipping her with anyone afaik they're just in it for the love of the game. Maybe they do think she has/had a secret girlfriend ?? But it's not their focus at all. There's no femslash incentivizing this. If anything the possible existence of taylor swift's secret lesbian affair only matters insofar as it pertains to taylor swift being a secret lesbian

[lizardsister]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[only-cat-memes]

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[insecuregodcomplex]

[nge13]

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[butchfaith]

how it feels to become an active participant in your own life

[screenshotsofdespair]

[powerburial]

“garlic is an all-forgiving element”

— my younger brother, drunk as fuck, explaining why he hate a garlic sandwich

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[guiltfactory]

a mutual-in-law who blocked you is like a dead wife but your friend's dead wife and she's actually still alive she just hates you