this time i’m gonna make it

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[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[jetix]

2025-10-05

[cherry-pie66]

i think sometimes im a little mean. Sorry

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[fella-lovin-fella]

"they kept him in a dark place like a cheese" is such a good sentence youd think it came from a shitpost. WRONG A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[pinkpink0]

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

[moviemeatloaf]

Climate change.

[bunnywand-z]

*pointing to an american* you know that thing would eat you if you were a yummy burger, right??

[vampyyprincess]

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

[batsandboba]

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]