My Attempt At Being Funny

Emily. 20. New Jersey. Promote your Tumblr!

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[casctiel]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[psyducked]

how do you even notice that

[saccharinesylph]

LMAO

[heckadai]

the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least

[boobiemom]

IT’S NERF

OR NOTHING

[mitski2020]

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

[camdeezy]

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

[shasta-brah]

oh.

[finiancal-crisis-yuri]

Nah that’s free possum

[crtter]

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[artdusktea]

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

[humoristics]

Philosi-bear

credit

[paprika]

[lunar-skies]

[dundermifflinscranton]

[aimematch-archive-deactivated20]

well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Just why? via Shitty_Car_Mods

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Get this off your blog, this car is great.

[such-justice-wow]

CHANGE YOUR BLOG URL

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[shittydad]

They don’t give up so easily nowadays

[dapperdragon]

“i’m gonna get what i want” what an entitled asshole

[rockinsquawkin]

[this is a load of barnacles]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head

[astrodidact]

[liberalsarecool]

No other country in the world forces millions of its citizens to start GoFundMe campaigns for medical bills.

While we are a rich country, we have conservatives that are morally destitute.

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[kuueater]

hey if you’ve got a soft tummy that sticks out, welcome to the club bitch, you cool as hell and perfectly fine. enjoy yourself.

[greelin]

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it